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Girl gives blowjob for StarCraft II beta key, hilarity ensues

When StarCraft fan Hava introduces herself in the YouTube video titled “Starcraft 2 Beta: Unbeatable Protoss 1v1 Strategy,” you know something’s off. For starters, it’s clear that she’s playing as the Terran – not the Protoss. But when she goes on to explain that she doesn’t know much about RTS games and that she just got her beta key for giving Activision's Bobby Kotick a blowjob at the Applebee’s where she works, it’s clear that you’re about to watch the funniest StarCraft strategy video ever created.


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May 18, 2010




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34 comments

  • Ravenbom - April 10, 2012 6:29 a.m.

    LMFAO!
  • marioman50 - May 22, 2010 7:47 p.m.

    blowjob @ Applebees = hawt
  • extortshorties - May 22, 2010 6:05 p.m.

    Hey, Tyler! Thanks again for the mention.. in case you were interested, I made a follow-up video.. this one featuring everyone's favorite meatmen, the Zerg! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h59ZOZEtF5s
  • lewis42025 - May 20, 2010 3:50 a.m.

    ARGH, you've stolen me lawls!
  • pepheb - May 19, 2010 11:02 p.m.

    If GR really thinks she's serious... I'm scared for GR's future
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - May 19, 2010 9:16 p.m.

    Yeah guys! This is clearly staged! PSH! #itbeingajokewasneverinquestion #itsafunnyjoke #theauthorevencommentedabove #seriously #yesimusinghashtagsinaGRcomment
  • therawski - May 19, 2010 8:35 p.m.

    This is hilarious, has to be scripted tho because there's no way she knows how to do video capture.
  • Crabhand - May 19, 2010 6:21 p.m.

    Video is truly greatness incarnate. Worthy of internet fame.
  • GamesRadarTylerNagata - May 19, 2010 5:50 p.m.

    @extrashorties Thanks! Can't believe i didn't catch that. I must have been too busy laughing. So awesome.
  • shadowarrior99 - May 19, 2010 2:06 p.m.

    What the heck kind of christian is she? halarious though, there's all kinds of differen't people in this world.
  • jakery22 - May 19, 2010 9:23 a.m.

    That was rather funny. :L. "And he's stopped working now because he's tired" WTF. They don't get tired. :P.
  • tuomotaivainen - May 19, 2010 6:15 a.m.

    Say it with me people BLIZZARD! Not CRAPTIVISION!
  • TheSuburbiaRuins - May 19, 2010 5:33 a.m.

    You can tell it's fake because she almost starts cracking up when she starts talking about God.
  • CH3BURASHKA - May 19, 2010 4:56 a.m.

    what is this i dont even
  • Icehearted - May 19, 2010 4:25 a.m.

    I would like to remind Christians here that judging others or calling them a bad Christian isn't very Christian behavior. Or did I miss the part where God says "lol, jk, g-head, judge whoever, i dunt care"
  • Gungalei - May 19, 2010 3:47 a.m.

    Hahaha, the girl almost cracks up saying, "We can see that they're orange, and that they don't believe in God."
  • extortshorties - May 19, 2010 3:29 a.m.

    Actually it was Bobby Kotick, CEO of Activision, that I blew for the beta key. :) But thanks for the mention. I made this to make some guildies laugh, I can't believe all this has happened. Seriously, I just about fainted when I saw this. :P
  • mEgAzD - May 19, 2010 3:25 a.m.

    Anyone notice that Bobby Cochig sounds Bobby Kotick? (jk) So T-Nag is our official SC2 editor now?
  • AnonymouZ - May 19, 2010 2:50 a.m.

    oh my lul. for a spoof on girl gamers this ROCKS! GR, you best be taking NOTES xD
  • NeoKef - May 19, 2010 1:16 a.m.

    @ Hobo Most people like her don't give BJs to coworkers for beta keys as well.

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