Oh, mystical wonder. Oh, onyx orb of omniscience. Behold the Magic 8 Ball. Scoff not, for the 8 Ball predicts the future withstartlingaccuracy. And the ball knows his shit, too, cause he spent the last four years freelancing reviews at IGN.
We’ve treated The Ball’s predictions with the utmost sincerity, taking care to ask a question once, never tampering with the results, andallowing ample time to answer as accurately as possible. In italics you’ll find our follow-up commentary, which it should be notedare notthe opinions expressed by the Magic 8 Ball, nor its overlords atMattel.
