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The Sexual Politics Of The Mushroom Kingdom

Who's sleeping with who, why Peach is a slut, and why Mario really needs better self-esteem.

Daisy

Daisy is someone else we've got a lot of sympathy for, and a lot of respect too. Like Peach, Daisy has suffered a genuine kidnapping experience, but unlike Peach, Daisy got on with her life instead of degrading herself for an easy ride. She got captured by Tatanga, sure, but she seemed to really appreciate Mario's help and now takes every opportunity to make the trip to the Mushroom kingdom to hang out at sporting events and parties.

Being the mature and genuine one of the two princesses, she cares about the guy and understands the issues that make him so over-eager to please. She's can see the bigger picture and is probably trying to talk him out of the Peach loop herself. And she understandably has a serious grudge against Peach for the way she treats Mario, and would simply love to see her die in a fire. Hopefully one day Mario will belt up and realise what he's missing right under his nose, but if not, we hope she'll hook up with Luigi. They'd make a cute couple after all they've been through.


 
26 Comments
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MW3M  - 10 months 9 days ago 
This is the greatest article you have ever made. Hands down.
Coolbeans69  - 10 months 9 days ago 
this was pretty great
cell289  - 10 months 4 days ago 
9 pages the sexual relations over certain 1979 pixel art makes me question my role in the clock tower of life.
Corsair89  - 9 months 20 days ago 
I gotta say, this article is fantastic. Hands down one of the cleverest, thorough, and well-written articles I've even seen on this site, which is saying a lot. Very, very good job.

In Peach's defense, she did get off her ass in Super Princess Peach to save Mario when he got kidnapped. She also helped Mario and was a playable character for most of the adventure in Super Paper Mario.
Stryde22  - 9 months 20 days ago 
now THIS is the kind of article i like to read. XD. the psychological analysis of fictional characters can be WAY too entertaining
Wordup95  - 9 months 19 days ago 
... funny, :D
EatShorts8  - 8 months 19 days ago 
the Bowser Jr one really gets u thinking
adrenaguy  - 8 months 17 days ago 
you know, eatshorts8, that's a little disturbing O_O
AA95mp  - 8 months 16 days ago 
do you think toads could be drugs they are magic mushrooms.
reroxas  - 7 months 13 days ago 
Ya know I always kinda understood the Mario story. That's why I don't really play Mario anymore why because Mario f**ked everyone over for Peach,Peach is a slut, Bowser is what this article said and Luigi Yoshi and everybody else is getting f**ked over because of this. And Luigi is better.
fallout3mutielover  - 7 months 10 days ago 
haha stupid peach and her hoish life
Da-Ku  - 6 months 25 days ago 
This is pure awesomeness, i understand it more than i did at its first publishing xD
We need more like this
Shift  - 6 months 11 days ago 
Personally, I think that this is gr's best article.

Hands down.

I'll never EVER look at Mario or Peach or any of them the same way again. Especially Bowser Jr. O_O
Evernight  - 4 months 19 days ago 
You forgot to mention Yoshi having to save Mario's child (where ever that is from) twice - taking care of the child like the nice uncle would when a absentee father goes gallivanting off after some trim.

Yoshi is a saint for that - but like you said he no doubt got sick of the BS and left him. Friends will help you move - but they won't play daddy to your kids while you pursue a destructive relationship.
VideoGameKing  - 4 months 18 days ago 
dosent luigi have dasiy as his Girlfriend?
barrage7667  - 4 months 18 days ago 
yea mario is a dick he will make sure daisy is ok but his own son!!! naaahhh let yoshi do it who cares if he dies as long as mario can get it on with his "i-need-more-attention-pay-attention-to-me" whore peach all nite he can always make another kid rite? dsigusting
DarxStar  - 4 months 18 days ago 
Baby Mario is Mario isn't he? About Bowser Jr. I'd been thinking the same thing. Just one problem: Peach was never kidnapped for nine months at a time so Bowser must have kidnapped her nine months later. I always liked Luigi better and now I like him more.
Since no one has said it I have the right to say First to say First.
Xeacons  - 4 months 17 days ago 
PRECIOUS!!! Haven't laughed this hard in months!!

But I do think if Peach was Jr's mom, he'd bare more resemblance. Don't forget all the other Koopa kids. If you ask me, Bowser reproduces asexually.
Mattgue  - 4 months 17 days ago 
hahahah lol maeby you are right bowser does reproduce asexually and luige is the sharpes person in the mushroom kingdom
dreamgor  - 4 months 17 days ago 
I ignore this article even if it hits a chord oh and here's a link to an awesome vid about it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/443020 and darkxstar saying that us just stupid and even more so with that excuse

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