Gaming's most twisted royalty


Above: Even his blood is black

Royal Derangements: Enjoys swinging a “fat bat into some fat ass.” Need we say more?

Truly the most cultured of video game royalty, the Baron’s personality is so two-dimensional he damn near flattens out his polygons. Responsible for engineering all of MadWorld’s reality TV inspired Bloodbath Challenges, he then demonstrates just how gruesome the results can be by subjecting himself to them.

Beyond being a blatant stereotype, he's clearly way into watching other people's bodies disintegrate into pink mist almost as much as being personally cut to ribbons himself.