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QTEs will continue to smother actual proper gaming

Sure, they've been around a while and there are occasions when a QTE is the best way to interact with a scenario, but right now quick-time events are beginning to get on our tits.

As devs feel the continued pressure to make their games more accessible, these wheelchair-ramp devices are used more and more to accommodate players who would otherwise have to face up to the fact that they're crap at games. We're already encountering the proddy-button method more than we think is necessary, but we can only see it becoming a bigger and even more frequent feature in 2009.

Above: The shape of controllers to come if QTEs aren't stopped

The recent Prince of Persia took things to the extreme, with way too much of the action feeling like an extended exercise in mechanical button poking. Call it nostalgia if you like, but we used to take some perverse pleasure in overcoming a challenge that required a significant degree of skill. Recently it seems that as long as you're not cursed with the motor neurone reflexes of a binge-drinking tortoise, besting demons from another universe is as easy as depressing a digit when the game tells you to do so. And that's boring.


GTA will shake up the DS for the better

The DS is this generation's PS2. Hugely successful, stacked with great games, and installed in the homes of people who don't even have homes, its market dominance and lower production costs have also sadly led to staleness in its line-up, turning it into an easy-money dumping ground for lazy publishers.

Above: Let's see Patrick Stewart advertising this one

We can see all that changing this year. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars is coming, very probably bringing with it a full-scale GTA adventure with the top-down mechanics of the originals and the monkey-punching lunacy the series has become known for. There's nothing else like that on the platform right now, and as long as it makes money - which it will - it might well kick off a movement towards many more full-sized AAA games appearing on the handheld. Super Mario 64 showed us that this stuff is possible way back at the system's launch, but a couple of notables aside, third-parties haven't really followed that example.

C'mon Rockstar. Show them how it's done.


The Wii will be good, but no-one will care

MadWorld, Sin and Punishment 2, Wii Sports Resort, The Conduit, Fatal Frame 4, Tenchu 4, Dead Rising, House of the Dead, Punchout!!, Mushroom Men, Deadly Creatures, Muramasa... How the hell did the Wii suddenly get one of the most promising exclusive line-ups of the year? It's exactly the kind of library it needed last year, but therein, we fear, lies the problem.

Above: He just wants to be loved

Don't get us wrong; providing these titles turn out as well as we hope, we're going to champion them until our fingertips bleed and the world suffers a global hyperbole shortage. We just worry that it's all coming a little too late. If the Wii had established itself with this kind of hardcore goodness a year ago, all would be fine, but with the 360 and PS3 already providing most of what we want in glorious high def, how many core gamers are even going to remember that this stuff exists?

And if we don't give it a second glance, the casual market who own the majority of Wiis certainly won't. As for those waggled up Gamecube ports, forget it. We can practically guarantee that they'll be the only core games Nintendo will bother to promote all year, but any core player who wants those games will have bought them last generation already. And given the choice of Pikmin or Wii Sports 2, if the casuals do buy any new games, which one are they realistically going to go for?


Steam will own the PC market

Sorry Microsoft, you can forget Games For Windows Live. Valve has got it all sewn up. Steam has of course been doing standardised videogame connectivity, community and digital distribution nigh-flawlessly for years now, but last year saw the balance of power really begin to shift as high profile third-parties such as Capcom jumped on board to publish their PC titles through the platform.

Above: "I am your god now"

With Ubisoft and EA just signed up, it now seems inevitable that Steam is going to be the way forward for PC gaming and software distribution. The ease of use, lower overheads and reliable DRM completely free of SecuROM means that everyone wins.

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47 comments

  • Mackster-901 - January 11, 2009 12:24 p.m.

    haha i love pissin ppl off haha wankers
  • smallberry - January 11, 2009 8:41 a.m.

    Oh god how I hope casual gaming goes away.
  • mrclam - January 10, 2009 10:13 p.m.

    YAY!!! More nintendo bashing! Just what this site needs! But yet, not so much bashing of the other 2.. makes it kinda obvious where you're getting your advertising money from! I remember when this site used to be future gamer.. and it used to be.. you know.. good!
  • austinite04 - January 10, 2009 9:41 a.m.

    Playstation Home will not die anytime soon,. As some of you say. SCEA/I has poured MILLIONS of Dollars into this pet project of theirs. Saying HOME will fail is like saying no one will be in Warcraft online... NOT BLOODY likely.Home is so good even the computer division of Microsoft is using it for confrence's that would otherwise cost plane tickets, jet lag and hotel and rental expenses. Yes i think HOME needs a wake up call and release WAY more spaces, the red bull space is fine but lacks anything other than the fine airplanes you race BY YOUR SELF. I think if sony does listen to my closed beta request we should see more things that are multiplayer style like say paintball or even go karts or golf. I really think Home is going to be the future of The Universities that are online based I.E., Uni. of Phoenix Online. It will allow instructors if need be RENT a ps3 out to a down in the gutter student to use the ps3 and Home to get real time education. My uncle is a online Prof. he would only love to use Home for this purpose. AND not to mention it would be a solid reason to invest in that over priced clubhouse. I think if Sony really wants to maximize their overall presence they would whole heartedly agree with my logic. It would serve for those student who are in Grammer school to be taught while they are sick at they're real home. NO MORE Make up tests or home work EVER again!! Sony needs to allow streaming video in home and music to really get me excited about it again. I did like being in the closed beta but I had to keep mum about that fact until dec 11th. I just hope that Barack Obama makes a visit to Home and makes about 15 million new friends. This Home thing is waaaay bigger than any of us could have imagined. This is a tool for future ways of making really close bonds with people. I can'tgo see any of my buddies in the UK so I just wait till they are in home and have them invite me to their home. I must say this but Im not a fanboy okay, PS3 WILL DOMINATE 2009 AND B3YOND. I have all the consoles and I must say that the ps3 offers much better content. Yes netflix on my box is cool but I like a virtual world way better.
  • mprose - January 10, 2009 3:05 a.m.

    Ohhh Jade! I want to play your game too! Uwwaaaaahhh
  • CandiedJester - January 10, 2009 3:01 a.m.

    ..okay. On a lighter note. ^^; Great article GR. <3
  • Defguru7777 - January 9, 2009 3:25 a.m.

    When I saw this article, I thought you'd hired a fortune teller like you did last year. :( Still, good article.
  • Jbo87 - January 9, 2009 1:37 a.m.

    I hope, hope , hope that the financal problems result in casual 'gamers', (they are not gamers), abandoning Nintendo and the big N dies on it's feet. Ideally it would hit them so hard that the workers have to actually start eating wach other in order to get by. Alternatively to pull themselves back form the brink they could stage a Battle Royale style tournament amongst the employees to seperate the wheat from the chaff. Obviously the people who were responsible for Nintendo making good consoles and games would butcher those nonces who suggested casual gaming was the future and Nintendo might once more gain my respect. Although that is highly unlikely.
  • dandubya - January 9, 2009 12:20 a.m.

    Very good article. That pic you used for Home sh!tting the bed is some of the after effects Chernobyl disatster. It's right next to the famous Farris Wheel. Just thought I'd point that out.
  • Tochy - January 8, 2009 10:44 p.m.

    jade ftw
  • RandyChimp - January 8, 2009 10:27 p.m.

    i pretty much agree on everything there. Sony should make the sackboy their mascot, release LBP on PSP, really fix Home (PROPERLY!!!) and the wii will slowly fall. It's harsh of me to say, but the only reason its WAAAAAAAY ahead is casual gamers and gamers dragged into a fad. once that falls apart, it'll be in the same league as the ps3 and 360, in terms of monthly sales. I wouldn't mind fair sales actually, i like the idea of all the machines selling well. of course, that won't stop people being assholes online.
  • TrIp13G - January 8, 2009 9:27 p.m.

    Jade Raymond = meh. The rest is dead-on for me, though.
  • Synster - January 8, 2009 8:42 p.m.

    I have yet to experience the greatness I have heard that is LittleBigPlanet, and I await to, but, I think Sony has enough logic to not burn Sackboy out to utter Death, like Nintendo has Mario and Link(Though the Legend of Zelda games have been properly diversed throughout Handhelds and Consoles, amazingly).
  • Mackster-901 - January 8, 2009 8:36 p.m.

    how does the ds have good games..........ther sh*t psp r betta add me 4 ps3 Mackster-901
  • sixboxes - January 8, 2009 6:58 p.m.

    Smart of you to put Jade Raymond at the end of the article. I wouldn't have remembered a single word had you put her photo at the beginning.
  • Bored6666 - January 8, 2009 5:34 p.m.

    yes 2009: the year well all be rubbing the inside of lucky pocket about jade raymond. "cough" hope the wii comes back to ther hard core and the psp comes back into focus, hopefull with other titles like resistance psp.
  • Z-man427 - January 8, 2009 5:13 p.m.

    I doubt Jade will be back until 2010. I hope you're right though. she's pretty hot
  • Jordo141 - January 8, 2009 4:56 p.m.

    Brillant article
  • brandonfilms - February 24, 2009 9:04 p.m.

    yo makster you just wish you had a 360 i bet you dont even have a ps3 so shut the F*** up and stop talking like a baby! LAMO FREAKIN NOOB!!!!!!!!!
  • brandonfilms - February 24, 2009 9 p.m.

    i dont cair what the hell happens in 2009 i will find a job no materr how hard it takes and be one of the first to buy both new halo games so screw the economy it wont mess with my 14 year old fun

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