GamesRadar Ultimate Character Battle! - Day 2

FROM: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol/Portal

The cube's relentless indifference to Cowell's whiney fu**ing yammering gives it a major advantage in this fight. After hours of fruitlessly berating an inanimate object, Simon pauses to massage his boobs thoughtfully. You know, like this:

Suddenly, he begins lactating uncontrollably until the room fills and he drowns in his own breast milk. Luigi, having since attained pop-superstar status, points and laughs from outside a window.

Who’s Simon fighting again? Oh yeah, the cube. It wins. It would probably float, right?

FROM: Pac-Man series/Bioshock 

Look, you know this isn't going to end well. Big Daddy is a groaning, steel-skinned monster, and Pac-Man is composed entirely of jaw. After a brief struggle, Daddy forces Pac-Man's mouth onto a curb and brings a weighted diving boot crashing down on the back of Pac-Man's head. There's a yelp and a shower of blood, and Pac-Man's ruined halves flop back on themselves. That’s it. He’s fu**ing dead.

FROM: Dead Rising/Resident Evil 2 and 4

Overcome by the sight of a sexy woman who isn't a zombie, Kent loses control and begins rapidly snapping pictures while screeching and hooting like a goddamn monkey. Ada pauses to consider the situation, and a smile plays across her lips as she leans forward to give Kent a clear view of her cleavage. Kent, overjoyed, is so fixated on moving in for a better shot that he doesn't even notice when Ada pulls a rocket launcher out from under her skirt. The final photo he takes is of the nose of a rocket a split-second before it collides with his lens. That'll do.


  • SerpentineZERO - May 4, 2011 3:21 a.m.

    God, that Simon Cowell vs WCC entry still cracks me the hell up.
  • skyguy343 - August 15, 2010 7:12 a.m.

    Somehow I know that Editor 4 in the Ulala vs. Simba battle was Chris Antista.
  • skyguy343 - September 23, 2008 12:55 a.m.

    mega man lost...
  • spoonner - August 31, 2008 3:24 p.m.

    Um... Where's the third one?
  • Godmode990 - September 18, 2009 6:24 a.m.

    Crash Bandicoot wins ROFLMAO
  • Hellhunter97 - September 17, 2009 10:37 p.m.

    How did Master Chief lose to a guy who doesnt have guns. he could like shoot his head off or crush him with the grav hammer. HALO RULEZ
  • fatcat275 - May 19, 2009 5:46 a.m.

    i am forever in your debt KTUOS. Until I forget about your valiant deed.
  • KTUOS - January 22, 2009 10:35 p.m.

    To be helpful here the html for part 3
  • Awesomeforthemasses - September 17, 2009 7:22 p.m.

    (snif) why did you have kill Okami twice?
  • Narudude360 - June 25, 2009 11:47 p.m.

    I really hope I forget... what was I talking about? What is my password? Oh crap! I have to leave this one page open for the rest of my life but the power is going out but I am using a laptop but the internet is suffering and I might lose battery power soon and... what?
  • Elfangor01 - May 31, 2009 3:40 a.m.

    The Link Fugue state is my favorite fight next to the *SPOILERZZZ!!!!!!* Hulk somehow killing the internet.
  • evildevil2 - December 13, 2008 11:52 p.m.

    Mega-man and master chief lost...what the !@$&*$&^*)!&*^_(*$^!(^$%(*!is wrong with you please why god, why!

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