Games that would be better with a Mature rating

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Surely the best part of playing as a Sith apprentice would be committing not just violence, but intense violence. Preferably on Jedi younglings. All we wanted from Force Unleashed was to slaughter wimpy Jedi younglings in blood so cold it could be sold as sorbet on Tatooine. But we were denied.

Rockstar Games presents: Table Tennis

Purely on the list because we're uncomfortable with a Rockstar game being awarded an E for Everyone rating, which this was. So in order to restore balance to the universe, let's add some weapons and prostitutes.

The Sims

At last, the life sim that every morally corrupt, party-hard hard-drinking down and dirty delinquent drop-out gamer has been waiting for.

Animal Crossing: City Folk

With a few subtle tweaks this could easily be Nintendo's very own Grand Theft Auto.

July 8, 2009

"Mature" games that are actually mature
More than sex, blood, swears and nudity

Top 10 banned videogames
Games that incurred the wrath of the censors

E-rated games that are evil
Do you want your children playing these?


  • david9812 - October 2, 2009 11:13 a.m.

    You cut off half of Britney Spears in the Sims 3, she should be completely shown. I would love playing as a shaved head Britney in the Sims 3 smashing cars with umbrellas.
  • Cyberninja - July 14, 2009 4:50 p.m.

    i know a game that could be mature very easily scriblenauts think about it you could input any word
  • Scotch - July 10, 2009 6:45 p.m.

    hahaha this was amazing, anyone else notice the surprising amount of great articles up this week?
  • phoenix_wings - July 10, 2009 4:11 a.m.

    "Fuck 'em up, Piplup!"
  • thomashalpenny - July 9, 2009 9:49 p.m.

    David Hasslehoff in the sims?!?!?!?! cant wait
  • silentfire - July 9, 2009 5:50 p.m.

    It would be awsome to play a pokemon game like that
  • JGamer - July 9, 2009 2 p.m.

    The Pokémon Battle Revolution one isn't that funny, but al the others are like 'F***, YEAH!!'
  • AuthorityFigure - July 9, 2009 9:59 a.m.

    I actually thought Trauma Centre WAS going to be a surgical-simulator a bit like the image you've got there. It would be a way more 'gutsy' style of game.
  • waynski1457 - July 9, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    As long as you can shoot that damn dog, I'd play an M rated Duck Hunt.
  • solidsnake_5552000 - July 9, 2009 5:02 a.m.

    "I'm gonna go jack some car and cruise for hookers. You in? Nah... FTW
  • Cheeze16 - July 9, 2009 4:33 a.m.

    Haha, Doctor, all this blood is making me feel sexy.
  • The_Space_Wolf - July 9, 2009 2:55 a.m.

    I love how you guys just write the most random articles they are really funny another good article thanks GR
  • mertor3190 - July 9, 2009 2:32 a.m.

    HA! Hilarious.
  • Curtis_Stone - July 9, 2009 1:46 a.m.

    More proof that "M" rating means better games... Done and done... reCaptcha: "shocks" "assistant" What a warden does to their terrible assistant?!
  • Ninja-KiLLR - July 9, 2009 1:09 a.m.

    lol animal crossing. if it that version came out it might give me a reason to turn my wii back on
  • Silvermech - July 9, 2009 1:02 a.m.

    I will whole heatidly support maturing Animal Crossing, it's boring and nothing ever happens.
  • AnonymouZ - July 9, 2009 12:45 a.m.

    Not into unnecessary gore. So id' avoid the Trauma Game. Everything else would be a HOTT game, that would sell as... hot pancakes. xD Damn, too much hotness.
  • oldgrammastinkyfeet - July 9, 2009 12:11 a.m.

    19th!!! Just Kidding... I do wish that nintendo had the guts to make good m games.
  • garnsr - July 8, 2009 8:17 p.m.

    Rock Band needs it just because they need unedited lyrics. I hate Alanis Morissette, but it pisses me off every time I hear "fuck her" cut out.
  • Hurricrane - July 8, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    what happened to the babies? that was a delightfully evil idea

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