Games that would be better with a Mature rating

Because the best things in life are for grown-ups


Surely the best part of playing as a Sith apprentice would be committing not just violence, but intense violence. Preferably on Jedi younglings. All we wanted from Force Unleashed was to slaughter wimpy Jedi younglings in blood so cold it could be sold as sorbet on Tatooine. But we were denied.


Rockstar Games presents: Table Tennis



Purely on the list because we're uncomfortable with a Rockstar game being awarded an E for Everyone rating, which this was. So in order to restore balance to the universe, let's add some weapons and prostitutes.


The Sims



At last, the life sim that every morally corrupt, party-hard hard-drinking down and dirty delinquent drop-out gamer has been waiting for.


Animal Crossing: City Folk



With a few subtle tweaks this could easily be Nintendo's very own Grand Theft Auto.

July 8, 2009


More than sex, blood, swears and nudity




Games that incurred the wrath of the censors




Do you want your children playing these?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.
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