Try kissing it as much as you want but you won't turn this into anything other than the warty toad ...
Tougher than toenails? No, but equally stinky
High-tail it to the border, contraband in tow
NGC reckons you'd have more fun with a saucer of milk and a shotgun...
He's no partial warrior. He's a total warrior, which is why they made a game all about him.