Game of Thrones returns this weekend which can only mean one thing. It's time to lock your doors, put your phone on silent, and find out if Jon Snow really is dead *sob*. If the start of season 6 feels like an event worth celebrating more than your own birthday, you might want to gather your friends together for the first episode and play the Game of Thrones drinking game. If we know HBO, you'll need plenty of booze to get through all the deaths in the season opener, but that's ok because we've got 11 Game of Thrones-themed drinks for you to enjoy too.
Scroll down for the ultimate Game of Thrones drinking game and have one hell of a Sunday evening. Oh, and before we forget, make sure you drink responsibly. The night is dark and full of terrors... like potential hangovers.
Every time you see a White Walker take a drink to give yourself courage.
Every time someone in Game of Thrones drinks, you drink (watch out for Tyrion’s scenes).
Take a shot every time Ramsay Bolton makes your skin crawl.
Every time some dies take a big ole gulp (if it’s someone we really care about finish your drink).
Every time a Red Priestess says “The night is dark and full of terrors” take a drink.
Every time someone says a swear word - drink.
Whenever Hodor is on screen chat “Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!” and then have a shot.
Each time there’s a sex scene drink until it’s over.
Whenever Ayra plays the ‘I am no one’ game, tell your friends three things about yourself (one of which is a lie) and if your friends can tell which is the lie, you have to drink. If they get it wrong, they all drink.
Every time you see a dragon take a sip.
Every time the Frey’s are on screen, hiss and boo and refuse to drink with them.
If House Frey is defeated cheer and clap and down your drink.
Every time Littlefinger creepily hits on Sansa take a drink.
Every time someone loses a body part have a drink.
If (see: when) Jon Snow returns, jump up and scream “He has risen!” before downing your drink in celebration.