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  • invisible0weirdo - October 23, 2009 11:43 p.m.

    @jackburnt: The games are listed on the side of the page >.>
  • Finklemeyer - October 24, 2009 12:55 a.m.

    wow. did u even play gears 2?
  • SausageLozenge - October 24, 2009 2:31 a.m.

    Didn't think I would get a "Batteries Not Included" reference today.
  • Uncivilmaxis - October 24, 2009 3:53 a.m.

    I agree with angryscotsman, the second carmine was eaten by the big worm, then attacked by those little things, and was being dissolved alive i think by those feelers that you weren't supposed to touch.
  • lovinmyps3 - October 24, 2009 7:26 a.m.

    Suggestion: The last one should have "You, the player". Your utter lack of skill caused the unfortunate deaths of many characters over the years and you deserve every frustrating, tear soaked moment of the times Lt. Price was killed trying to hold off a legion of angry terrorists on Veteran.
  • TrojanGold - October 24, 2009 2:05 p.m.

    complete and utter failure in the very first part of the article someone at a GAMING website got the GOW story wrong? I only played GOW1 once, 2 years ago, and even I know that wasn't a Carmine
  • AMayer - October 24, 2009 6:09 p.m.

    THE FIRST ENTRY IS FUCKING WRONG!
  • Xeacons - October 24, 2009 7:52 p.m.

    Congrats, dead guys! You all deserve a Darwin Award!
  • Cwf2008 - October 24, 2009 8:09 p.m.

    Huh 343 Guilty Spark is a flying toaster? I always thought he was a glorified flying lightbulb...seems more embarassing getting killed by a lightbulb than a toaster
  • NateTheGreat2012 - October 24, 2009 8:41 p.m.

    whoever wrote this didn't do there homework on ben carmine
  • Sylizar - October 24, 2009 9:26 p.m.

    WOAH! HUGE mistake Gr! There was only ONE Carmine in Gears 1. The guy killed by the Berserker was Rojas. The second Carmine died in Gears 2 by the riftworm.
  • Harmonator - October 24, 2009 10:06 p.m.

    Dammit Ben, WHY'D you have to die!? You were my most favorite Gears 2 character (because you were actually believable!). Why didn't Baird die? (nobody cares about him). There better be at least ONE minor character who actually SURVIVES the whole game in Gears 3... hopefully one of the Carmines! ^_^
  • patri0t - October 24, 2009 11:26 p.m.

    That WAS easy.
  • Kaz993 - October 25, 2009 12:06 a.m.

    haha Conker's Bad Fur Day, love that game
  • thelonewolf501 - October 25, 2009 12:35 a.m.

    this some funny @#$% srry but it is funny i cant dig it but i dig it
  • QuantumHeadache - October 25, 2009 1:13 a.m.

    I hated when Johnson was killed. Totally uncalled for. What was the robot in the the last pick in that section. it was not halo related. You guys kinda screwed this article up in a few places. try more fact checking.
  • KankerRam - October 25, 2009 1:19 a.m.

    what the hell, Carmine brother 2 was killed by the worms stomach acid. The guy that runs into a Berserker is just some random gear.
  • Heyexclamationpoint - October 25, 2009 1:36 a.m.

    If crows were good enough for Hitchcock, then they're good enough for me.
  • Coolbeans69 - October 25, 2009 6:32 a.m.

    lol with all the things about the carmine deaths being a "tradition" in the gears series id like to see epic studios make it so he doesn't die in the next game. Btw it wasn't one of the carmines that ran into the berserker but great article anyway
  • Tymiegie - October 26, 2009 3:54 a.m.

    very funny article. Loved the badass toaster bit.

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