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Fugly Pokemon

Lopunny

Main offense: Awkward sexiness, lack of creativity 

What went wrong: We learned from our earlier run-in with Castform that we don't want our Pokemon trying to be sexy, because it will only end up coming off creepy.  Lopunny, however, takes things to a whole new level of vague discomfort. Everything from its suggestive cry to its pose

And why does the male Lopunny look the same? We'll chalk that up to lack of creativity. Back in the day, Nidoran-F and Nidoran-M had their own separate forms, and it would have made sense to do the same thing for Lopunny. Since one form is so feminine, it would have been cool to have another form that was very masculine, like a Machamp-esque bunny. It's called sexual dimorphism, look it up.

Lesson learned: Pokemon and sex are two worlds that should not collide.



Above: The Pokemon Battle Revolution rendition of Lopunny is much improved from the Lopunny we first saw in Diamond and Pearl

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9 comments

  • admjwt - July 25, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    lmao that was great. i totlay agree with all of it. but the battle revoultion vesion of loppunny is creepier then the pokemon D/P version
  • NobodyLikesPaul - July 24, 2010 8:48 p.m.

    Tongues are not gross!!!!! they are cute ^-^ however i do agree that Lickitung is not lol, he looks like a downy pedo
  • Lokolord - July 15, 2010 12:50 a.m.

    I realize that Probopass' stache doesn't help, I have always imagined it was formed after magnetizing a largee amount of magnetic shavings.
  • TwistOfFate94 - July 8, 2010 7:54 p.m.

    How dare you say moustaches make things worse? What would Mario be without his iconic lip fur? Would anyone play MW1 without Captain Prize's fabulous moustache??
  • Trapped_In_Hiskool - September 17, 2008 8:39 p.m.

    I agree with Probopass and Glalie. Those are Castform's arms not boobs.
  • Arceus958 - September 17, 2008 8:34 p.m.

    Yay First. I never realized how ugly some pokemon were while playing.
  • Garchomp617 - December 27, 2008 7:26 p.m.

    I agree with Sunflora, Magmar, Lopunny and Mr. Mime.
  • Charon - August 3, 2009 4:45 p.m.

    I really like the designs of some of those and think they are FAR more original than most of the ones people make up themselves. The conclusions of ugliness have really "good" reasoning, especially for Glalie...
  • spartan_n30 - June 26, 2009 6:30 p.m.

    lopunny is a whore. even i know that.

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