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Fugly Pokemon



Lickitung

Main offense: Large, disgusting tongue

What went wrong: Tongues are gross. Swollen, overgrown tongues that nearly drag the ground are unacceptably gross. Lickitung is especially distressing because he constantly looks like he's freaked out by his own tongue. Sometimes he even looks like he's trying to tear it out of his mouth, and other times he just waves his arms in panic, like he's choking on it. Quite disturbing.

Lesson learned: His evolution, Lickilicky, looks a bit more comfortable with his own smaller, less disturbing tongue.

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9 comments

  • admjwt - July 25, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    lmao that was great. i totlay agree with all of it. but the battle revoultion vesion of loppunny is creepier then the pokemon D/P version
  • NobodyLikesPaul - July 24, 2010 8:48 p.m.

    Tongues are not gross!!!!! they are cute ^-^ however i do agree that Lickitung is not lol, he looks like a downy pedo
  • Lokolord - July 15, 2010 12:50 a.m.

    I realize that Probopass' stache doesn't help, I have always imagined it was formed after magnetizing a largee amount of magnetic shavings.
  • TwistOfFate94 - July 8, 2010 7:54 p.m.

    How dare you say moustaches make things worse? What would Mario be without his iconic lip fur? Would anyone play MW1 without Captain Prize's fabulous moustache??
  • Trapped_In_Hiskool - September 17, 2008 8:39 p.m.

    I agree with Probopass and Glalie. Those are Castform's arms not boobs.
  • Arceus958 - September 17, 2008 8:34 p.m.

    Yay First. I never realized how ugly some pokemon were while playing.
  • Garchomp617 - December 27, 2008 7:26 p.m.

    I agree with Sunflora, Magmar, Lopunny and Mr. Mime.
  • Charon - August 3, 2009 4:45 p.m.

    I really like the designs of some of those and think they are FAR more original than most of the ones people make up themselves. The conclusions of ugliness have really "good" reasoning, especially for Glalie...
  • spartan_n30 - June 26, 2009 6:30 p.m.

    lopunny is a whore. even i know that.

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