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Fugly Pokemon



Glalie

Main offense: Looks like a cross between a dirty snowball and an evil cat head

What went wrong: This is just an all around ugly, dumb-looking Pokemon. From its oversized teeth and generally creepy face to its dirty snowball body, there's nothing appealing here. We know that not all Pokemon can be cute and cuddly like Mew or Pachirisu, but it's not just that it's ugly - it's that it doesn't even have anything to show for its hideousness. Pokemon like Venusaur or Abomasnow might be just as ugly, but they also look intimidating as hell. Glalie, on the other hand, is just kind of floating there looking, well, ugly.   

Lesson learned: If you're going to make a Pokemon look that ugly, it better be ferocious-looking to compensate.

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9 comments

  • admjwt - July 25, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    lmao that was great. i totlay agree with all of it. but the battle revoultion vesion of loppunny is creepier then the pokemon D/P version
  • NobodyLikesPaul - July 24, 2010 8:48 p.m.

    Tongues are not gross!!!!! they are cute ^-^ however i do agree that Lickitung is not lol, he looks like a downy pedo
  • Lokolord - July 15, 2010 12:50 a.m.

    I realize that Probopass' stache doesn't help, I have always imagined it was formed after magnetizing a largee amount of magnetic shavings.
  • TwistOfFate94 - July 8, 2010 7:54 p.m.

    How dare you say moustaches make things worse? What would Mario be without his iconic lip fur? Would anyone play MW1 without Captain Prize's fabulous moustache??
  • Trapped_In_Hiskool - September 17, 2008 8:39 p.m.

    I agree with Probopass and Glalie. Those are Castform's arms not boobs.
  • Arceus958 - September 17, 2008 8:34 p.m.

    Yay First. I never realized how ugly some pokemon were while playing.
  • Garchomp617 - December 27, 2008 7:26 p.m.

    I agree with Sunflora, Magmar, Lopunny and Mr. Mime.
  • Charon - August 3, 2009 4:45 p.m.

    I really like the designs of some of those and think they are FAR more original than most of the ones people make up themselves. The conclusions of ugliness have really "good" reasoning, especially for Glalie...
  • spartan_n30 - June 26, 2009 6:30 p.m.

    lopunny is a whore. even i know that.

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