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Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 21, 2009 11:14 PM
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You'll get the specifics tomorrow in TDar 52, but generally we want to give you a Bionic Commando box full of random BC stuff. Lanyards, figures, books 'n' shit.
To win: Tell us what part of your body you'd like to replace with a bionic appendage and why. Best/funniest/creative answer gets the box. And guess what? I'm gonna call it right now, absolutely no dick jokes.
YEAH YOU LIKE THAT? WHAT DO YOU DO NOW??
Listen to 52 for more!
Oh and here's some stupid legal stuff .
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 21, 2009 11:24 PM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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Who's desk is that on the right with the Tales of Symphonia poster? :D
Oh wait, it's the Wii sequel. That game sucks ass.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 21, 2009 11:26 PM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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> To win: Tell us what part of your body you'd like to
> replace with a bionic appendage and why.
> Best/funniest/creative answer gets the box. And guess
> what? I'm gonna call it right now, absolutely no dick
> jokes.
Damn you, Elston.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 21, 2009 11:34 PM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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OHBOYOHBOY I BETTER START WRITNG NOW...
With my luck this'll get here before my street fighter poster does!
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 21, 2009 11:55 PM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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HOLY SHIT HE'S LIFTING THE TABLE
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:25 AM
in response to: JhonMutrix
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I was just thinking that. It looks like he's holding a mini-Chris on a tray.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:32 AM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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>To win: Tell us what part of your body you'd like to replace with a bionic >appendage and why. Best/funniest/creative answer gets the box. And guess >what? I'm gonna call it right now, absolutely no dick jokes.
God dammit i didn't think you'd call it
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:32 AM
in response to: Amnesiac
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> I was just thinking that. It looks like he's holding
> a mini-Chris on a tray.
May I have that for a prize instead?
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:45 AM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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To win: Tell us what part of your body you'd like to replace with a bionic appendage and why. Best/funniest/creative answer gets the box. And guess what? I'm gonna call it right now, absolutely no dick jokes.
YEAH YOU LIKE THAT? WHAT DO YOU DO NOW??
Thanks Brett.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:56 AM
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GodDAMN that picture is hilarious. Christ.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 12:59 AM
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> And guess what? I'm gonna call it right now, absolutely no dick
> jokes.
Damn, I going to have to think for this one.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:01 AM
in response to: somthing42
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The dick joke rule has caused great controversy.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:03 AM
in response to: GamesRadarBrett...
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Wow, 8 replies and yet none answer the question!! :-P
I would have to say...My ear(s) because then i wouldn't have to wait for Friday, I could hear Tdar LIVE while you're recording!!
Mwahaha, a blatant misuse of government technology, take that Steve Austin...
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:07 AM
in response to: zabu_san
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I'm waiting til I hear details on T-Dar 52. Also, I'm planning. My knee-jerk response wouldn't be my best, so I'm trying to come up with a game-winner.
I'm in it to win it baby (by which I mean I'm taking this way to seriously).
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:11 AM
in response to: Amnesiac
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I noes, I noes, just joshing with youse guys!!
Didn't ya see the ":-P"
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:12 AM
in response to: zabu_san
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well, time for me to be serious.
I would love to basically be a cyborg. have cybernectically enhanced muscles, brain, limbs. The reason for this? when i was ALOT younger like 15 years ago(i'm 25) i was constantilly bullied I would love to just pop up at said bullies's houes and rip apart them, friends, and family, LIMB...BY....LIMB!!!!!
Totally not homocidal >.> <.<
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:17 AM
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Well, Mr Elston, since you no short of crucified my idea of having an extendable... Neck (Yeah. He should believe that.), I have been forced to reconsider!
I wish to have a bionic liver!
So that I might be able to drink myself unbelievably stupid, every single night! And not have it do any damage to me!
You wanna hear the best part? After I fall unconscious, wires detach from inside the liver, come out of the pores of my skin, and protect me whenever intruders near me... They also, as if this wasn't enough, will carry me, back to my bed to then get to work on eliminating every trace of a hangover...
How does it sound?
=D
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:24 AM
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Thank you for denying the masses' desire for the bionic knob. Because, really, they'd end up getting some woman in the sack, wrap that thing around her thigh and cause the lady to run, screaming, from the room and house, no matter her state of undress. Later she'd tell her friends about their freakshow contraption and then the only dates they'd be able to get is from furries with a dolphin fetish. All because of their prehensile pecker.
Personally, I'd be all over a bionic anything, especially knees, because, goddamn, these things need to GO. But for the sake of this contest, I will choose something more interesting.
Imagine, if you will. You are heading to the club with your friends. You find yourself in the position of designated driver. With a sigh, you take everyone to your watering hole of choice, pile on out and start getting to the drinking. As the DD, you can have one or two drinks, but you gotta remain sober. And your body metabolizes the alcohol in a serving an hour, thanks to your liver. NOT SO WITH THE BIONIC LIVER! One long island and you can maintain a nice, healthy buzz for the entire evening, until last call or your friends are too slobbering drunk to order water. With the flick of an mental switch, you can sober up in a jiffy and get your plastered bastards on back to their hovels.
If it's gotta be something extendable, I'd go for a waistline. Then I could go as longcat for Halloween.
EDIT: GODDAMMIT GUNSLINGER
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:32 AM
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Bionic VAGINA.
It's not a dick joke, so it's FUCKIN' LEGAL, BITCHES.
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Re: Bionic Commando contest?!?
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May 22, 2009 1:53 AM
in response to: Amnesiac
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Well, I hope you're bringing your absolute bestest, because I've already got something fuggin' amazing in teh workzorz, all planned out, too. I'll prolly get it up tomorrow, or maybe after Tdar to be safe. Not trying to be all, "Jus' give me the prize, I've already won," but rather inspire some hardcore competition. This has the potential to be a highly entertaining contest.
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