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Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 12:40 AM
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Is it true?
Use any information to prove or disprove this fact
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 1:04 AM
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Fating more seems healthier. Theres some nasty shit in farts
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 1:11 AM
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Studies say no.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 1:16 AM
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Hmmm... didn't I just see this on twitter?
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 1:20 AM
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I don't know much about this, but when you fart, you release somewhat harmful gasses from your body. It's like sweating or urinating. You release chemicals, then take it more, rinse and repeat.
So, my guess would be it's healthier. It really just comes down to genetics when answering this question.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 1:53 AM
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Women are trying to take over the world. We have to force them into the kitchen to prevent this.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 2:05 AM
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I highly doubt it but it could be possible.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 9, 2009 7:13 AM
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Farts make me feel happy and give me wood
According to Freud, I've hit the Ana)l stage in my psycho-sexual development
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less
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Nov 9, 2009 1:20 PM
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By forcing them into the kitchen and keeping busy, they live longer, but the positive is that we don't need to feed ourselves, and no longer need to cook. If it was the other way around, we would have to increase hygiene/ living standards or die in the next couple of weeks.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less
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Nov 9, 2009 4:16 PM
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perhaps what we don't realize is every woman out farts even the most disgusting men. You want to know what's causing global warming... female farts.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 10, 2009 5:56 PM
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> Fating more seems healthier. Theres some nasty shit
> in farts
This makes sense to me...
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 11, 2009 5:16 AM
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Women were built to serve men. That is why.
Joking aside that makes no sense. Cite source please sir.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 11, 2009 5:47 AM
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The farts have no value whatsoever in real life.
Women do live longer than men that is fact.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 11, 2009 6:15 AM
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live longer than men, but I doubt that farting has anything to do with it. We fart to get rid of the gases that have built up in our bodies, they don't do us any harm. Where ever you heard that from is wrong, although, I have no proof. I'm just saying, it sounds extremely, highly, unlikely.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 11, 2009 12:05 PM
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Yea but they look better so it stands to reason that god would want to keep em around for awhile... the dirty perv -_-
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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Nov 12, 2009 8:45 PM
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I figured it out.. they don't live longer because they fart less... they live longer because they bleed more! Is it possible the long lifespans of women is because blood letting is healthy? Just women Bloodlet once a month because they are evolved to do so.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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O.o good point...
We must reserch this further... Turbo, you get the lab ready, shazzyone, you go contact NASA, and I'll get the biscuits.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less?
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MMM biscuits, I'm calling nasa now. That zero grav period research data will be utterly invaluable. Were gonna crack this nut.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less
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Nov 13, 2009 4:50 AM
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I got some kitchen measuring cups. Now need to use computer to pinpoint location.
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Re: Do women on average live 4 years longer than men because they fart less
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Nov 13, 2009 4:53 AM
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cool, everything is going to plan, I'll go boil the kettle for some well deserved tea...
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