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Demoneyes10

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The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM

And so begins another tale to be told in a single post by your truly, Demoneyes10. This one is an accurate description of my journeys and exploits on this wretched site. It all began on a magical day: 6/9/07 or 9/6/07 for uncool people. I began lurking GR months before I joined. So I guess we can list that.
When I finally joined on that holy day, shit happened.

I joined because of Poke'mon Diamond/Pearl had come out of the closet and I had to play it with every other fgt on the internet. It was pretty awesome. I met my first internet boyfriend: ernieernieernie (ernie) and I made the juggernaut thread that would eventually take over the Poke'mon General Discussion board by the end of 2007.

I met some kid: "coolpersononline"
"Holy shit! This kid has a lv100 Raikou"
^^^^ Quote from this kid directed to me
This young man was later trolled to death in GR Hell.
THEN I GOT BANNED.

I was banned by Simulated Twilight; my first love. My love for her cannot be measured in mere words. But since it was a forbidden love, I was banished to GR Hell. There I met someone who would later change the world: tree. But of course I thought of him as merely the most intelligent member of GR. So I made my alt: DemonShark10. And resumed posting again. ONLY TO BE BANNED AGAIN.

So I quit the internet forever (1 month)

I came back, asked to be unbanned, got unbanned by SGN.
I then became a member of a team called: "Gym Leader Castle". The leader at the time was TrAnMu. But since he failed and lost his DS, I assumed leadership. There I befriended my bffs on the internet: ernie (again), Drizzle (my twin on the internet), kiba (santa claus), lazygamer (my god), and favis (jim's rapist). We made a new team called the Underground Elites led by Lazygamer. Then GRTyler introduced the chatboxes which became rampant through the boards.

The introduction to these chatboxes allowed the banned to be brought back upon this site. This was only the beginning.

Then some fgt called pokemonfreekOVER9000 (akamaru) joined our bff circle. Also I had two gay lovers: DemonOfSand & Holocron. I met Link and Betsy. Link was telling his sister to GTFO. Then the fgts left Underground Elite and made a new team called Umbures (because someone could not spell Umbreon). Then the first GR Poke'mon Tournament began. At the finals the four who would change GR in the future appeared:

1) Jimbo42292
2) Demoneyes10
3) Sabata
4) Pokefanoid (My other lover)

However, Jimbo42292 cheated with akamaru's help. And with that he won this tournament. Sabata was actually supposed to win. (How could this have changed GR? Well I'll make a "What If" story thread later). I came in second place, so I do not care. Then Jimbo made Team Carl. Sabata made Team DarkStar. They decided to join forces and so Team DarkCarl was born. Little did we know of the horror it would bring us..

To be continued because I like to post whore..

CrAsHxThZxScEnE

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 3, 2009 9:42 PM

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-Applaud-

I'm proud of being your editor. 8D

The_Templar_Noble

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM

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Omg i <3 you.

and Demon Of sand. he was sexy.

Rattlehead

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM

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Have you sold the movie rights yet

Nader

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM

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story= cliffhanger

Demoneyes10

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 4, 2009 8:28 PM

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Alright I woke up this morning hoping to write another lulz review/spoiler plot twist of a Horror Monster Film, but it turns out the SciFi channel is doing an all day marathon of the Twilight Zone. So go on and turn your TV on and watch that this weekend. Because if you do not, well you will be forced to continue reading the amazing adventures of Demoneyes10 and friends!

Anyways. Team DarkCarl was made. Its founders: Jimbo42292 and Sabata. But of course Sabata was too fat to get into the chat, so Jimbo was the only real leader. At that time. Many had already left us.

Drizzle died in a mysterious accident. Favis quit the internet forever and started doing drugs. Lazygamer facepalm'd himself for he foresaw what DarkCarl would do in the future and left to lead other people to greatness like a Messiah. Kiba went fapping one day and disappeared. DemonOfSand became a Mod on a different site and left. Holocron turned out to be a college student and left. LucarioMaster (THE ORIGINAL) vanished. Ernie abandoned us. Pokefanoid left us, but came back as Arima. Gamerman left us because his and my hero: Lazygamer left. Kiki, one of the original girls left because there were too many guys. My second internet boyfriend: Qtipdoom left us for unknown reasons. Sparta23 was banned. LordCJ was also banned. And many more left us.

But in return, we had more to join us. Cdog, my 2nd love on the internet joined us. Betsy and her brother: Link decided to join us for good. Def Jam arrived and lulz ensued. PokemonfreekOVER9000 changed his name to Akamaru. Waffle joined us around this time. Ozzy joined us as well. Powergamer decided that we were not total dumbasses and watched over us. GameGirlColor (GGC) joined us to increase the girl population. Phazon was there. Oh yes I forgot to mention that xactos joined us during the Team Umbures escapade.

But probably the most important member of DarkCarl at the time who joined us was: Lovell. At this time, we were rather a nice group of fellows that you would introduce to your family over dinner. We were a chat for Pokemanz. We were great. Of course we had some annoying kid called ike here. He of course sucked major balls and everyone hated him. I was the only one nice to the kid. Yeah, we were in bliss other than that.

That is when it occurred. The event that would change DarkCarl forever. Of course at the time, we did not know. The Great Hell Break Out.

Seems like the Admins messed up the coding on GR. And accidently allowed the banned members freedom to post in the Poke'mon Boards for a few days. They spammed so much porn and goatse there. But of course this was also when DarkCarl attracted his attention. Yes. This was the beginning of the dark days for DarkCarl.

All hail.
All hail tree.

To be continued because I like to post whore.

Nader

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 4:03 PM

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Ah those were the good ole days

bron1417

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 6:48 PM

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this provides me with some info on what this place was like before i got here. nice job D keep it coming man.

Desmaroon

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM

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I love you even more after reading this all. This should inspire others to make chronicles of their own of their times at GR.

You're so epic.

You're epicness should rub off on other users you nice, mean, sexy, ugly whore that skinny dips in mall's fountains.

Demoneyes10

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 9:49 PM

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I woke up today at mother ******* 7:00am in the morning because I had to fill in for some guy at work today from nine to noon. AND IT WAS SO BORING. Nah just kidding. It was alright. One of my friends was there and he was watching anime, so I joined him. And his friend was there wondering about a tennis match between Federe and Roddick (or something). Then I came back and watched the Kangaroo Nomades video over 9000 times and then stopped by our big sister site and found a link there to an awesome internet tv series called "There will be Brawl". One word to describe that: EPIC ******* WIN. Do not argue with me on that. Then I cyber'd with Crash because Ty was not on. Sadface. Here are proof for that:

Anyways. In time line sense. I assume that it is now October-November in this history. It is the beginning of the end for you all. By now, everyone in the Pokeboards that matter know who is in charge of the boards. That is right. Mother ******* FallenDeku and the awesome sexy article writer r.pad (Raymond). There was no Trade&Battle Board then, only a Trade Thread that gained over9000 posts every day. You guys do not even know how big that thread gets by the end of the week. Thank god those days are over. Anyways.

I would like to point out a few noteworthy names. That would haunt these forums forever: Backlot, gtafan, and tree. gtafan has since reformed and now lives among us, his term in hell ended. Backlot is in a better place now. And tree is a lot closer than you think.

During the Great Hell Break Out. Some of the banned called out some of the better Poke'mon battlers. PidoKenny (some noob who hacked I think) had the honor as being the first recorded person to battle tree in a Poke'mon battle on GR.

He lost.

It had to come to our attention that tree means business. Serious ******* business. Pretty soon tree was welcomed to join DarkCarl as a full fledged member, rather than a person who comes in and trolls us in the chat. He was even given owner powers (equivalent to being Admin on GR). He decided for lulz, to invite some friends. All of which bore the same name. Pokegirl. Oh such lulz were had. In the end, all of it was blamed on Akamaru. Because everything is his fault. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Later on, tree now accepted that we were competent Poke'mon players. So he introduced us to smogon. And so Jimbo became a faggot. We all became smogon faggots. But that is a story for another day, because the topic here is GR. I will post a cap at the end of this post to summarize what happened at smogon.

Anyways back at GR. I have found a new foe for my affection for Betsy/Pepsi-kun. Shak. As with everyone else who is a faggot, Shak started posting in the Poke'mon boards. And because of my lack of attention for Betsy at the time. She decided to start seeing other men. Shak filled in that void. Together they spammed every thread they posted it. Shak gained like 1000 posts in a day. THIS OF COURSE WAS A MAJOR THREAT TO ME BECAUSE I AM A HUGE POST WHORE. LULZ.

The Star Commanders were chosen. Fionnoh the sly. BondFancy the supreme overlord of post whores. Destroyer of Worlds who has been forgiven for his past crimes. The title of 4th Star Commander was up for grabs. The contestants? Shak and myself. Of course I proved to be the bigger post whore and gained 400 posts in a single day. Hurrah! DoW/Des told me one important thing: You do not need to spam posts needlessly. Or something along those lines.

Anyways back to the matter at hand. With the portal to smogon being open. People at Poke'mon boards were starting to become smarter on how to play the game. Wuddle arrived with this Penisrein. Shits were bricked.

Anyways. By now the chat has fortified into the main members at the time:

Jimbo42292 (owner/leader)
Lovell (mod)
Demoneyes (mod)
Akamaru (mod)
Cdog (exmod)
xactos (exmod)
GGC (exmod)
Def Jam
Powergamer
Ozzy
Phazon
Link
Betsy (exowner)

ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION MY 3RD INTERNET BOYFRIEND ARCUES. HE WAS MY FAVORITE OUT OF MY FIRST THREE INTERNET BOYFRIENDS. BUT HE GOT BANNED CAUSE HE POSTED HENTAI LINKS IN THE DARKCARL CHAT. BANNED CAUSE WHEN HE POSTED THEM LINKS, DEKU WALKED IN. SINCE DEKU DON'T LIKE HENTAI HE BANNED ARCUES ON GR.

I listed that because I have now lost track of this mother ******* time line. So I will end this by entering one of the most infamous ages in GR. The time when a certain member joined us.
He was known as: The Ultimater #1.

But you all know him as Chowder Cartoon.

To be continued because I like to post whore.

Summary of smogon in a single picture:

http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r350/DeyesRwatchingU/Caps/Mawile-lol.jpg

Desmaroon

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 10:16 PM

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Loved it.

You keep things entertaining with your humor, listing you gay lovers, and other love drama, and your love for the word "****".

And this next chapter will be interesting cause I never understood how the evil Chowder gave rise, you didn't explain to me to well.

Looking forward to it.

bron1417

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 10:35 PM

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well done D.looking foward to this one,i never heard of this chowder fellow so it'll be good for me lol.

Desmaroon

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 10:40 PM

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You NEVER heard of him?

Wow, then you should be really interested in what you're soon gonna read, it'll be a sweet piece of eye candy.

He had is own era in Spamtastic. Not only does a period of greatness get its own era, some users that stand out a bunch and is in their prime have an era too. Chowder was one of these select few users.

bron1417

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 11:06 PM

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haha yea it'll be interesting to learn about this chowder guy. 1 day i will have my own era called the Bron era.....or something of that nature lol.

Desmaroon

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Re: The Chronicles of Demoneyes10
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 11:10 PM

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Haha, I can just picture it now...

Just stick around more and it will become reality, you're a nice cool guy, need more like you here.

<.<

I want my own era as well.