And now for the dregs.
Not content to adopt animals, we moved on to babies. And then, for some reason, globetrotting pets.
-Imagine: Babyz-
EB Games says:
"The first simulation game focused on caring for babies."
They say:
"I've had my DS for almost two years and that's how long I have wanted a game that involves babies and caring for babies." - A Customer
Surely people have not been sitting around waiting for baby game...
"I had my nintendo ds for a while now and i have been ready for this moment." - Unknown
Ready for this moment? Wow. Well, they've both cared for a DS for a while, that's kind of like parenting, isn't it? The fact that their system is still running and they know how to type makes them more qualified to raise a baby than some parents.
-Go Pets: Vacation Island-
EB Games says:
"Dress your pet with fancy swag, compete in minigames for fun and bling, and design food and items to send to your friends!"
They say:
"This looks stupid its a little kids game has cheap graphics and sounds stupid there is a whole bunch of games that have pets Like DOGZ so i give this game 2 thumbs DOWN ;(" - redgamer
Fine, but what's with the winking sad face?
"The game is the coolest game ever! I would pay millions for this game! I love it. You get to do anything you want with pets!" - Steven Holloway
We will happily give you our copies for a measly one million dollars. Then you can do "anything" with them all night long.