Fed up with your pathetic human DNA? Albert Wesker makes a convincing argument for injecting Uroboros

Resident Evil's bad guy amuses with his Old Spice parody commercial

Words: GamesRadar_MattCundy on February 1, 2011

Imagine if Tricell Pharmaceutical Company made a product that transformed wimpy men into deadly killers who could survive being neck deep in a river of volcanic magma. Imagine that product being called 'Old Uroboros' and being endorsed by Resident Evil's metrosexual bad guy Albert Wesker. Now imagine if the TV commercial for 'Old Uroboros' was like this...

It took TWO rockets exploding in Wesker's beautiful face to finish him off. And his hair looked immaculate the whole time. Even Chris Redfield and his nuclear-bombs-for-arms would feel inferior after a boss battle with Wesker. 'Old Uroboros'? I'll take some.

Wesker voice actor D.C. Douglas deserves extra internet points for this fine parody of the also amusing Old Spice ads. It's not the first time D.C. has entertained us with amusing words coming out of Wesker's mouth. Remember this:

Complete. Global. Masturbation. Now there's a plan.

Feb 1, 2011

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Entreri10 - February 8, 2011 3:45 a.m.

That is the most awesome thing I've seen in a long while
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HumorTumor - February 1, 2011 11:42 p.m.

@Sy87 The virus wesker had injected did give him powers. But it requires constant injections to keep it stable.
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HowdyCowboyCheesesBurger0911 - February 1, 2011 11:36 p.m.

WE'll DO IT LIVE, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
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Sy87 - February 1, 2011 10:45 p.m.

Why inject uroboros? Wesker was already powerful from the first resident evil after surviving an attack from the tyrant. Plus uroboros sounds kinda stupid and really don't want worms swimming around you.
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Clovin64 - February 1, 2011 9:07 p.m.

I love stoopid stuff like this. Although the Complete Global Saturation line was funny enough without a parody.
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MitchyTdawg - February 1, 2011 6:30 p.m.

I'm eating rockets!
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batmanboy11 - February 1, 2011 5:32 p.m.

Win.
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SpiritZephyr2012 - February 1, 2011 5:31 p.m.

Best commercial ever.
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bamb0o-stick - February 1, 2011 4:41 p.m.

Wow, this commercial looks better than punching boulders.
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ryno - February 1, 2011 3:52 p.m.

lol
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Defguru7777 - February 1, 2011 3:50 p.m.

Crap, I need to get around to playing Resident Evil 5.
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oddprophet - February 1, 2011 2:39 p.m.

Castration, a side effect of the Uroboros? The world may never know...
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ShirowShirow - February 1, 2011 2:30 p.m.

DC Douglas: Awesome. That is all.
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510BrotherPanda - February 1, 2011 1:49 p.m.

I don't know... I'm not sure tentacles-on-arms could top "DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRR!!!" Nice find though.
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thejadefalcon - February 1, 2011 1:21 p.m.

Can't quite tell what he's saying between "What's on your arm?" and "Look again."
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