Fable II review

  • Rollicking good adventure
  • Can be who you want
  • Packed with cheery joy
  • Not as clever as it could be
  • Long load times
  • Clunky inventory screens

Forget acorns growing into oak trees. Forget a hero moulded by moral choice. Forget a world forged over 30 years. This is role-playing in the child’s sense: dress up and pretend. Example: at one point we played a highwayman. Donning fine coats we prowled Brightwood, sniping off yokels’ heads with a clockwork pistol. Returning to the city gates we swapped our hunting gear for more modest clothes, before spending last night’s spoils on buying hydroponic carrots for the homeless. In our minds we have a clear criminal MO: Robin Hood, but the game only recognises our murders and charity – the mind does the rest.

Ten hours later we were running amok in Bowerstone, chopping guards down with a steel katana and finding small children to scream at. With bodies littering the market square and our reputation in tatters, we found the only man we left alive – the town crier – and forced him to announce that our new title was ‘Joker’. Again, the game won’t recognise the cruel irony of your behaviour, but as long as you do, does it matter?

Your answer to that last question will decide Fable II’s fate in your 360 collection. Do you feel you’re going to be happy sustaining a character even if, in the grand scheme of things, he or she may not really change the world any more than thousands of other potential heroes? There are certainly grand decisions to be made – a passing of ten years mid-game will see an Albion born from your previous actions – but bringing a character to life is largely down to you.

It’s a deliberate move away from the idea of choice that prevails in modern gaming. Take Mass Effect for example. In that game, every choice is clearly signposted – help an alien, become a saint, set his kids on fire, become a rogue. Fable II cuts back on this (we counted ten or so serious moral choices), opting for a fluid flow of reputation – every action performed in front of human eyes is judged (stats literally pour out of people you meet) and the perception of your character adjusts on the fly. In terms of playing and completing the game, this has the most effect on the ease of your lifestyle.

Play a cruel, fear-mongering character and you’ll intimidate discounts out of shopkeepers and rack up wealth through illegal robberies and murders. Decide that you want to be good and you’ll need to put in the time to get to the same place – toiling at jobs and acting the selfless landlord who lets out his properties for a low price. So: good/evil, patient/impatient? It really is as simple as that, but for go-getting gamers the allure of the dark side has never been stronger.

This does lead to some conflict between the story and reputation. The handful of moral crossroads that you arrive at – narrative set-pieces we wouldn’t spoil for you – never feel as weighty as they should, not while the world’s openness to change renders their outcomes non-permanent. Some events threaten to change you forever; in actuality you could enact a holocaust and a few thousand farts would have you back in everyone’s good books. Nothing may be set in stone after each decision, but Lionhead’s new-found eye for drama ensures it doesn’t feel like that at the time. Pulled from childhood to young adulthood to middle-aged adventuring through a series of time jumps, this simple tale of vengeance carries some tremendous scenarios – a stark lesson in obedience comes to mind – but never underestimates the smaller moments.

More important than any of this is recognising the wonderful game that supports all this moralistic to and fro. In the original Fable it felt like we were playing just to witness the grand ideas Molyneux had promised (the acorn to oak tree idea is mocked by one villager in the sequel); Fable II’s adventuring smarts would happily work alone.

Combat is a beautifully efficient system – three coloured face buttons represent three different disciplines (melée, ranged, magic), you then simply use a discipline to earn XP in it. That’s it. With flowing animation (and the odd bit of cinematic slow-mo) sword combat has a dazzling energy. Proper Errol Flynn stuff. With the overblown sound mix, the 18th Century guns hit bandits like buses colliding with elephants. Call in a pal for some local or online co-op and the fun doubles, a nice-tag team element in play: you tenderise them, I’ll pluck off their heads.

Albion itself is a wondrous creation: fantasy minus the Tolkien. Bar the Shire-like Oakridge, there is not a hint of elf, dwarf or orc. God bless Oblivion’s fantasy scope, but it’s nice not to see anyone with a stupid cat face. With the wonky roofs and gnarled oaks, Fable owes more to Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow, albeit one drenched in shifting annual colours and that gorgeous, soupy light. The choral-led soundtrack even sounds like Danny Elfman with his dial set to ‘gothic magic’.

We’d go as far to say that Fable II is the antidote to Oblivion. Albion is smaller, but artistically honed. When you pick up a book there’s one funny page as opposed to thirty screens of lifeless prose. Epic quests are happy to end with a punchline. Dialogue is funnier – out-joking the Temple of Shadows entrance exam will take some doing – and the strange nature of villager interaction provides constant laughs. Where in Oblivion would you find yourself trying to bed your wife while some random dude stood by your mattress clapping his hands?

Some may attack Fable for its chugsome scene-changing. Others will point out that the dog is little more than a basic sim-pet, good for treasure hunting and little else. We imagine a good few moans about the clunky inventory screens, and yes, we agree. But with Fable II being the laugh-maker that it is, for tackling fantasy in a refreshing manner and for nearly pulling off its dazzling experiment in character creation, we say give it some slack.

Oct 20, 2008

More Info

Release date: Oct 21 2008 - Xbox 360 (US)
Available Platforms: Xbox 360
Genre: Role Playing
Published by: Microsoft
Developed by: Lionhead Studios
ESRB Rating:
Mature: Blood, Language, Use of Alcohol, Violence


  • mayday991 - August 24, 2010 11:12 p.m.

    i hated this game. and thats weird because i LOVED the original recommend that before this game.sure it had some much needed tweaks.but the story was shit. and they over complicated the game.the only reason i beat it was because i bought it.
  • shawntellsmith - December 2, 2008 11:37 p.m.

    I need help! I have 9 Augmentation stones, but the game is not allowing me to put them on ANY weapons. I haave the Master Hamer now. It's pissing me off.
  • bobby1052 - November 30, 2008 2:54 a.m.

    First it's not that great. they could have done better with the graphs. the loading screens takes WAY to long and its very easy to beat. The only good thing about the game is that it's achivments. there really to get. IM REALLY HOPEING THERE GOING TO MAKE A FABLE3.
  • assaultjoker - November 8, 2008 5:26 p.m.

    yeah this looks like a great game i didnt play fable one but im telling its not a follow up on it or a game you have to continue the story im deffinetly getting this game today i think
  • jimsondanet - October 30, 2008 12:53 p.m.

    yea got it, clocked it and certainly was no 10/10 it is great for what it is dont get me wrong but constant glitches coupled with lag reeealy becomes a nuicance with combat but even so... how many other games can you stand on a hill, watch the sun rise over a lake and just marvel at its brilliance 8/10
  • TylerDark - October 28, 2008 8:18 p.m.

    This is far from a GREAT rpg but its not bad. I would score it at an 8. The load times are looonnnggg and the menu is not all that great. I miss some of the features from the first title.
  • frankguitar11 - October 27, 2008 9:57 p.m.

    Have had this game since it's release date (Oct. 21), and am in total love with it. I own Oblivion as well as Mass Effect, and i've got to say, Fable 2 is the best of both worlds. Swords, fantasy, artificial world from Oblivion, and dialogue, storyline, and guns from Mass Effect. I say, if you like RPG's, get this game. It's damn well worth the money. Hours of fun. I'm addicted to being a bartender just cause doing a job is like a personal mini-game; everytime you try to beat your best score. - Gonna go play it now (: 10/10 from Frank W.
  • SOADFAN1 - October 23, 2008 8:57 a.m.

    I cant wait to get this game it looks like it will be really good
  • jmtinfinitet - October 23, 2008 3:05 a.m.

    Rent this one first.
  • Scott1121 - October 21, 2008 7:48 p.m.

    This game looks so awesome i am going to buy it as soon as possible, o right i alredy did
  • steve15 - October 21, 2008 4:23 p.m.

    getting on 31 first October, with fallout 3 W00T
  • wysiwyg - October 21, 2008 1:44 p.m.

    Sounds like a great game but I'm still not sure whether to get this or Far Cry 2 on Friday, so many games so little money.I wonder what kidney's are going for these days, you only technically need one right?
  • Jenkins - October 21, 2008 12:33 p.m.

    Looks brilliant. Might pick it up aswell when I get FarCry 2 this Friday.
  • octagons - October 21, 2008 2:55 a.m.

    jesus this game is out already it really snuck up on me.
  • AzRedsk1n - October 21, 2008 2:32 a.m.

    Wait if i diddnt preorder it do u think there will still be copies available at a local gamestop or best buy???
  • AzRedsk1n - October 21, 2008 2:31 a.m.

  • izzy589 - October 20, 2008 11:18 p.m.

    super sweet i bet its way better than a 9
  • benjitenji - October 20, 2008 6:51 p.m.

    i dont think that you aptly gave this a score of 9, when from your stnadards, it would usually get a 10, i mean, u can expect long load times on a massive game like this, its sorta obvious, and inventorys a small part of it, and judging for jokes in and adventure game? well anyway, WOOHOO YEAH FABLE 2 IS A GOOD GAME AND ITS COMING OUT TOMMOROW!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!!
  • Tikicobra - October 20, 2008 6:45 p.m.

    I've gotta get this game - it looks incredible.
  • Jimmyjammy - October 20, 2008 1:38 p.m.

    Ah, Fable 2 is very nearly upon us (nearer for you americans, but oh well). I remember when all there was to be seen of Fable 2 was a single piece of concept art showcasing a tree. Ironic, no?

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