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WTF Flash Games

Procrastinate in style with the most bizarre, perverted, and fun Flash titles on the net

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

Orphan Feast
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Did you know that children are good eats? As Jonathan Swift wrote in A Modest Proposal, “…a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or broiled…”

In Orphan Feast, you’ll stalk the back alleys of London, searching for tasty street urchins while avoiding coppers and upright citizens.


Above: Orphans are delicious AND nutritious

Bible Fight
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Finally, we can stop arguing about who would win in a fight between Moses and Noah. Bible Fight is a sacrilegious fighter that lets you unleash the brutal powers of some of the most famous Biblical badasses.


Above: Noah summons a stampede to crush Eve

Viva Caligula
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Who wouldn’t want to play as the most sadistic emperor to rule Rome? Take charge of Caligula and unite the Roman people against yourself by going on a murderous rampage. Scream obscenities (or sweet nothings) into your microphone to increase Caligula’s Rage Meter for extra damage and points.


Above: What’s next? Viva Stalin?

Dungeons & Dungeons
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Use vibrators, whips, and feathers to torture and tease the evil Pleasurebots as you make your way through the depths of the kinkiest dungeon ever.


Above: The game’s first boss is totally tits

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) 2
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Stan can’t stand his relatives and needs to find a way to escape his family reunion. Help put him out of his misery. Urinate on bug zappers, step in bear traps, eat garbage, and do whatever it takes to kill Stan in under five minutes.


 
24 Comments
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dahudge8  - 9 months 28 days ago 
FIRST! but seriously wtf on some of these.

0.o
yshentu  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Nose Hairs of Fury is hosted on a site that illegally decompiled it. The proper game can be played on Cartoon Network -

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/bobobo/nosehairsoffury/
GamesRadarTylerNagata  - 9 months 28 days ago 
The link is fixed. Thanks for knowing your nose hairs.
Romination  - 9 months 28 days ago 
i have a wtf one that you seem to have missed...
Divine Retribution, where you play as a priest and kill demons http://nerdnirvana.org/g4m3s/divineintervention.htm

...at least, it made US go 'wtf'
Amnesiac  - 9 months 28 days ago 
ALL of the games on adultswim.com are WTF.
PCG_Evan  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Orphan Feast is one of my favorites. When your character grabs an orphan, takes a bite out of him, and throws it in his bag, you can't help but be charmed.
animeman  - 9 months 28 days ago 
theas are all truly honorably of a wtf.
somthing42  - 9 months 28 days ago 
nothing's better then being "meaner then mama!"
GoldenMe  - 9 months 28 days ago 
2 words

PETA sucks.
Snarf  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Ahhh PeTA, you are so wierd. What would happen if a PeTA member ran over a squirrel on accident, or it was in a survival situation where they would only live if they killed a deer and ate it.
Major_Wuss  - 9 months 28 days ago 
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
King Rupert6  - 9 months 28 days ago 
i hate peta. otherwise, this is cool, and wtf-worthy
jesus-of-suburbia  - 9 months 28 days ago 
i actually really liked achievment unlocked...
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 9 months 28 days ago 
I love how the first entry is literally about "flashing" panties in a... Flash game.
Corsair89  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Pretty much everything that has anything to do with Adult Swim is WTF. Just look at some of the shows: Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc. They're all just as funny as they are random and confusing.
Wikky  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Try this one
http://armorgames.com/play/2529/hobo
it was weird for me anyway
Weasel  - 9 months 27 days ago 
What? No Puzzle Farter?
http://puzzlefarter.com/
The sound effects make it more fun than it probably should be.
minimaxi  - 9 months 27 days ago 
Ironically, Achievement Unlocked is fun and entertaining, for me at least, while in fact it is made to prove otherwise
hectorv1979  - 9 months 27 days ago 
peta are such retards how was that game supposed to make you not want to cook turkey. it was fun to play i like when the eggs bleed
CandiedJester  - 9 months 27 days ago 
I've played all of those Adult Swim games o.o;
I think I want to try Virtual Knee Surgeon.
xD
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