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Words: Chris Antista, GamesRadar US

Wu-Tang Clan: Shaolin Style

Critical shred:With a different fighting engine behind it, this could have been a much, much better game.” - Gamespot

By their own admission, the Wu-Tang Clan are nothing to f**ck with, and fans would do well to heed that advice when it comes to their jive ass PlayStation game. Oh snap - we went there! Even the inclusion of three exclusive tracks couldn’t save this golden mouthful of narcissism from getting critically panned for multiplayer slowdown and visuals so nasty you couldn’t tell a RZA from a GZA.


Above: Shaolin Style featured the members of the Wu-Tang, including Captain Dirty Mouth and Bruce the Rappin’ Ninja

The game is perhaps most famous for being built on the notoriously canceled Thrill Kill engine, and is probably just as violent. This polygonal walkabout through the 36 Chambers featured blood, torture and skin removal in addition to Tang-laden FMVs that, as always, stand the test of time.

Activision also manufactured an exclusive Wu-Tang controller with a complete disregard for rumble, analog sticks and ergonomics. Given its relative uselessness, it’s become a collector’s item of sorts, after the bulk of them were slowly annexed by Batman to throw at handguns.


 
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Cynwyddon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 PAGES!?!
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 2 months ago 
First.
And to answer you're question Chris no i don't care.
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Shit
mishmoigon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
*sigh* 10 more pages to go...
Tochy  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 more to go -.-
Tochy  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Done
GamesRadarChrisAntista  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Atta Boy, Tochy!
slickmcwilly  - 1 year 2 months ago 
revolution x has the spiderman/playstation 3 font in the ad, that's pretty weird.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Terrible, just terrible...
1NVAD3R  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Ah Chris, another fantastic article, thanks for the laughs.
Solid_Gabriel  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Well, at least ED Hunter had the best soundtrack of all of those games...


UP THE IRONS!
Holy Diver  - 1 year 2 months ago 
How could you forget the Beatles: Escape From the Octopus's Garden?
MegaGamer1000  - 1 year 2 months ago 
it took me 3 hours but im done XD
Amnesiac  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Haha, “Master of Pontiacs”. I would have bought it just to blow up Lars.
Ravenbom  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow, all my fav games from all my fav bands in one article.
Johnny6Gun  - 1 year 2 months ago 
As bad as the SNES/Genesis ports were, the arcade version of Rev X wasn't that bad of a mid-90's arcade-styled shooter.
jayson_90210  - 1 year 2 months ago 
What about "Frankie goes to Hollywood" on the Spectrum? Although that was actually alright I suppose.

Plus, what the hell is wrong with Moonwalker, I loved that game. The car park level with beat it playing was great!
kreexz  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 pages? T-E-N P-A-G-E-S? I have a life, you know.
ripcorder  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Moonwalker was hilarious!

Was it an accident by the developer that the kids were all on their knees when you found them and MJ could perform a crotch thrust in their innocent faces?!
Chiropteran  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Pages like this are good for us. Think about it. After you play some game which you find disappointing, you can come back to any "worst-of" and be grateful.
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