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Words: Chris Antista, GamesRadar US

Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker - 1990

Critical shred:With only the occasional palette-switch, every level has just one or two enemy types that are on an endless loop, like a drum track in a Rockwell song.” – IGN.com

   Above: Hey, that’s not the right box art!


Above: That’s better

From baby dangling, underage petting allegations, on down to monkey enslavement and videogames, Michael Jackson can do no wrong and it’s been proven in the court of law. Even after Sega tricked a generation into thinking Moonwalker was a “killer exclusive” for the Genesis, gamers look back on the dupe with campy charm.

In what can only be described as part vanity project, part unsettling fantasy, someone has kidnapped a group children for no discernable reason, and it’s up to MJ to win the day and claim his prize. The President of Pop jazz-kicked his way through cookie-cutter enemies as his trusty sidekick Bubbles the Chimpanzee pointed the way to victory. At least this game actually incorporated the music into the gameplay. If MJ’s Moonwalker will be remembered for anything it’s the Dance Magic Attack featuring his trademarked tunes backed by adorable MIDI versions of “Smooth Criminal” and “Thriller.”


 
33 Comments
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Cynwyddon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 PAGES!?!
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 2 months ago 
First.
And to answer you're question Chris no i don't care.
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Shit
mishmoigon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
*sigh* 10 more pages to go...
Tochy  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 more to go -.-
Tochy  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Done
GamesRadarChrisAntista  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Atta Boy, Tochy!
slickmcwilly  - 1 year 2 months ago 
revolution x has the spiderman/playstation 3 font in the ad, that's pretty weird.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Terrible, just terrible...
1NVAD3R  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Ah Chris, another fantastic article, thanks for the laughs.
Solid_Gabriel  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Well, at least ED Hunter had the best soundtrack of all of those games...


UP THE IRONS!
Holy Diver  - 1 year 2 months ago 
How could you forget the Beatles: Escape From the Octopus's Garden?
MegaGamer1000  - 1 year 2 months ago 
it took me 3 hours but im done XD
Amnesiac  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Haha, “Master of Pontiacs”. I would have bought it just to blow up Lars.
Ravenbom  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow, all my fav games from all my fav bands in one article.
Johnny6Gun  - 1 year 2 months ago 
As bad as the SNES/Genesis ports were, the arcade version of Rev X wasn't that bad of a mid-90's arcade-styled shooter.
jayson_90210  - 1 year 2 months ago 
What about "Frankie goes to Hollywood" on the Spectrum? Although that was actually alright I suppose.

Plus, what the hell is wrong with Moonwalker, I loved that game. The car park level with beat it playing was great!
kreexz  - 1 year 2 months ago 
10 pages? T-E-N P-A-G-E-S? I have a life, you know.
ripcorder  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Moonwalker was hilarious!

Was it an accident by the developer that the kids were all on their knees when you found them and MJ could perform a crotch thrust in their innocent faces?!
Chiropteran  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Pages like this are good for us. Think about it. After you play some game which you find disappointing, you can come back to any "worst-of" and be grateful.
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