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World of Nintendo

Secret Nintendo stuff for top-level operatives

Words: Martin Kitts, NGamer UK

Here’s where we celebrate Nintendo’s pervasive influence on popular culture. Or, in other words, we show you this month’s collection of knitted goodies and things made out of hot glue and cheap supermarket ham.

1) Mega paper animation

You’ve got to see this amazing celebration of retro Mega Man. The blue bomber leaps and shoots his way across real environments via the power of painstakingly assembled frame-by-frame animation and lots of pieces of paper. How about a game that looks like this? Brilliant.

2) Bob-omb bag

 

You’d have to keep this bag stuffed with soft things, otherwise the Bob-omb’s face would get all horrific and lumpy. Marshmallows, perhaps. Maybe even socks. No, it’s not very practical, is it?

3) Smash Bros. bento

 

Bento is the intricate art of creating edible artwork in a lunchbox. At least that’s what it is when it’s applied to gaming – check out these Smash Bros. scenes that probably taste as good as they look. Meatballs, rice, yellow stuff – it’s all there. 

4) Mario steel drums

 

The internet will not rest easy until the Mario theme has been played on every instrument ever devised. Here it is on steel drums, and yes, it sounds exactly like you’d imagine it would. We haven’t heard Mario’s classic tune on a lute yet. How about a lute, somebody? (No, Sting, not you. Sit back down.)

5) Cart art 

 

This is more of a suggestion for a craft project than a recommendation to buy, as these framed NES carts cost far more than the sum of their parts. But why not give it a go yourself? Build a frame that matches your cart of choice, mount and seal it, put some glass in the front… Actually, perhaps it’s not so easy after all.

6) SNES PSP

 

The best thing about the PSP is that it’s powerful enough to run all sorts of emulators. The worst thing is that it doesn’t have a SNES controller socket in the back. Oh – now it does! Slightly pointless, since the PSP has exactly the same button layout as a SNES pad anyway.

7) Console destruction
 

One sure way to make console fans quite angry is to make a video of you smashing up their favourite machine. This time it’s all in the name of science, as some wealthy nutbags test (destroy) three consoles to see which one can take the most punishment before it stops working. Place your bets now.


 
21 Comments
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aromickred  - 11 months 1 day ago 
I loved all of it!
gronfors  - 11 months 1 day ago 
lol mustard controller!

:)
Ramen_Soup  - 11 months 1 day ago 
I would love a megaman game like that
ELpork  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Hurrp... That pento looks ishy...
MacGyver1138  - 11 months 1 day ago 
I remember X Play doing that console destruction thing for that last generation of consoles, too. The Xbox went down in their first round of dropping, and I think the Gamecube ended up being toughest. Nintendo always seems to build really durable stuff. When I used to get Nintendo Power, people would write in all the time about some ridiculous destruction that a console lived through.
Musicgeek4  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Damn so close to first
Musicgeek4  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Haha sweet. I make animations like the megaman vid and can only imagine how long that long of a video took
Hurricrane  - 11 months 1 day ago 
lol the lego robots are awesome
Klipsched  - 11 months 1 day ago 
I want the cart art.
kanucksfan  - 11 months 1 day ago 
WILL IT BLEND! WOOT! I love that site
EiGrOn  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Cool stuff but a little weird for Nintendo stuff Imao.
SamaSume  - 11 months 1 day ago 
mmm... nintendo bento box.... delicious
jar-head  - 11 months 23 hours ago 
ya, i got something you cant brake, how about some Titanium Alloy.Bam
The_Zanger  - 11 months 21 hours ago 
I love your world of nintendo articles!!
RandyChimp  - 11 months 14 hours ago 
like ive always said about ps3. Value for money, won't exactly stop working when you drop it. Im pleasently suprised by the wii's capability for taking damage, both very well made consoles.
d1lemma  - 11 months 12 hours ago 
I eat mangled circuit boards...
crazycrazy83  - 11 months 4 hours ago 
i almost shit myself out of excitement on the lego balance video! frikin epic! (sarcasm)

great job guys, as the previous one
hardcore_gamer1990  - 10 months 29 days ago 
Obviously The 360 isnt as well made as it's predecessor.

And I reckon they wouldn't be able to destroy a "black box" flight recorder (although they are usually luminous orange or yellow)
fionnoh  - 10 months 28 days ago 
i knew i recognized this from somewhere! this is just the article taken from NGamer, i stopped reading it ages ago.
Bronzus  - 10 months 27 days ago 
Yeah. Great mag, haven't bought it in months.
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