First I would get to know her a little bit better, than I would eventually ask her over to my house just to hang out. While at my house we would listen to some music, get some more gamerscore in farcry 2, and take turns reading some of the new articles on games radar, and then check back 5 minuets later to see if a new one is up. Later in the evening I had gathered up some courage to make my way to 2nd base. From that point on we would be best friends forever.

I believe a pillow is a lot like a woman and must be treated with dignity and respect. She will take position at the head of the bed, standing proudly over the regular pillows. Each night she will be used (Like all pretty women must be) for head relaxation, but she will never ever be washed. May she become smelly, old and growing new bits from her perfect animated figure, she will never be washed, she will never fade, and never fade from my heart as favourite pillow.

And when I am bored of her, I will s**t on her tits, after having fisted her anus and urinated into the bloodied gaping maw.

Love GRcade. xoxox

It is a pillow. So I would sleep on it. LIKE THE F***ING PILLOW THAT IT IS!

Or i would use it to block up that draft in my living room

After a romantic dinner at the local Taco Bell during which I may or may not have slipped something into her drink, I would bring her back to my dorm, where we would engage in a friendly yet competitive game of CoD4, which I wouldn't even have to let her win because I suck at CoD4. When she complains of feeling sleepy, I quietly close and lock the door. Mere minutes later, with most unfortunate timing, my roommate returns two hours early from a date of his own only to find me humping the shit out of of the pillow. And thus a perfect night is ruined.

Also, the fact that the phrase "pillow talk" has not come up yet astounds me.

Like a real gentlemen, I would talk to her and make sure we have a good healthy relationship. Or my friend really likes RPGs and he has this game I believe, and his birthday is soon, so this could be the ideal present to him

I believe you need to treat women and pillows alike and go slow and steady with them. First I would watch my anime collection with her then I would play a few rounds of brawl with her and even let her win a couple times. I would wash her with all the fabric softener her pillowie heart can take. We could sun bathe listen to Dane cook and laugh the night away. But most importantly we will grow old together but our love would NEVER get old.

Seems to me, judging from her choice of dress and what I've read about her, Jacqli might be the type to enjoy a scary movie. So, we'd cuddle up on the couch with a couple of dvds, and, seeing as I'm not the biggest fan of horror movies, she would end up laughing herself to tears as I screamed like a little girl every twenty seconds or so. Then, maybe, if she's into that sort of thing, we'd load up darkSector or maybe even RE4 and she'd continue to laugh at me as I jump at every tiny...little...noise.

Well fisrt I would lay her down on my bed,then I would lie down next to her.I would then lightly kiss her on the cheek,then I would caress her body,i'll slowly crawl over her and gently kiss her body and make love to her all night.Next morning when I wake up i'll spank her ass and tell her to make me breakfast.

The main reason I'd want to win this pillow is, quite honestly, to keep it out of the hands of people who might want to use it for unpleasant purposes. I don't have particular use for a body pillow; I've never really wanted one. It does, however, make me uncomfortable to see so many people, even in a thread where the rules explicitly state that you shouldn't be crude, expressing vulgar language and ugly thoughts towards this character.

Jakuri is a headstrong, independent, and also very damaged character, someone who's endured long periods of suffering and isolation and emerged with a pathological fear of humankind. I very much doubt that she would ever have wanted an image of her to be printed on a body pillow, much less groped by people who see her as nothing but a sex object. Anyone who wants to win her heart would have to first realise that the mere thought of being with a human inspires terror and disgust in her. I would not want to invoke that in a person, even if my actions were what most people would consider kind.

If I won this pillow, I would do with it the only thing that really should be done with it. I would keep it as a collector's item, to be treated kindly and displayed as a pretty image of Jakuri. If it were a real woman, I'd set her free to live her life as she pleases, but being just a pillow, the best I could do is to give her a warm, mold-free place in which to exist.

I'd fuck it :)

I would cut a small hole in the pillow to cope with those lonely nights. Thats all. Simple.

I'd make sure her very own pillow was fluffed each day. Also, my Sonic and Hamtaro plushies will have to vacate.

Step one: cut a hole in the pillow
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit
Step four: cuddle of course

And of course sleep with her every night

I forgot to write the important. Write her a song

I would bake her into a cake, then cover it in fudge and peanut butter, then pour melted butter over that, and EAT the cake, that way even when i had already shit her out, i would always have a piece of her with me. In my arteries that is.

Take her to the next Smashing Pumpkins concert and throw her at Billy Corgan during "Cherub Rock".

Alright, first I would take her (not it) to my basement, dim the lights, pour some wine, and get to know each other a little bit, play some Kenny G. After a half hour of checking her out while she goes on blabbing about her life and little problems, I will take her to my room. I will handcuff her to my bed and I will slowly unzip my pants to reveal my Wailord-sized male reproductive organ. I start to make love to her slow but I crank up the speed as I grab her soft, warm fabric. Oh, and when all that is done, I won't rest my head on her, she can rest her head one me :3

Next day, I will wake up to the smell of fresh pancakes as she cooks in the morning. I grab one and leave in a hurry, as I have to go to work to put food on the table. I give her a quick pec on her lips and leave quickly.

I come back home and yell "Honey, I'm home!". She yells back "DO NOT CLEAN WITH COLORED CLOTH". We lounge about on the couch as we watch sitcoms on TV. I ask her to make me a sandwich as I am hungry and she responds "MADE IN CHINA". I hear a tone in her voice that I do not like and I go and sulk in my room. Later the same day, she enters the room to go to sleep. I'm still mad at her for not making my sandwich, so I go and sleep on the couch.

The next day, I wake up and smell something strange...nothing. Absolutely nothing. She is up and drinking detergent and I ask "Where's my pancakes?" She responds, "100% COTTON". "I put the food on the table and this is how you repay me?!", I yell loudly, "Fine then, I'm going to work!". After that day, our relationship started declining. Less pancakes, I started coming home late, we barely talked. Love was not present. I finally brought up the question..."I think...we should get a divorce." She responds with "MACHINE WASH COLD". Then I knew it, we were getting a divorce. We got one the next month, and never spoke again for 3 years.

39 months after the divorce, I walked in a laundromat to clean some of my clothes. I open a machine and to my surprise, there she is. Her soft fabric still intact, her design, still shining brightly. But, I was a mess. Bear growing out, greasy hair, and rags for clothes. I smiled, rememebering back in the day. The song on our first date starts playing and she emerges from the machine. Me and her start dancing slowly, holding hands, hair and cotton in the wind. Love was in our presence. We went back to my broken down apartement, but now my broken heart has been mended.

I would turn her on her back, and give her a massage. Sounds weird and lame, but the best thing about it is that i would tie my girlfriend down to a the mini refrigerator in my room so she can watch in as i break in my new body pillow.After i break it in (massage) i would fall asleep on it while the TV is tuned in to the weather channel.