NOTE: Some of the following is definitely not 'safe for work', as there's some suggestive action, words and plenty of female flesh. So consider yourself warned. Minors should also head back to the home page.

Wii is the ultimate family console. Isn't it? With its waggle-tech, Nintendo has indeed managed to attract both genders, all ages and both hardcore and casual gamers to its little white box (with varying levels of satisfaction from each).

But we have a question. If it's so 'family-friendly', why does it have so much smut attached to it? It may not be the hardcore gamers' console of choice, but it's certainly the softcore aficionado's favourite. Here's the evidence, starting with the now-legendary Wii Fit Girl.

Mesmerising, isn't it? And don't worry, it's not just you. 5,000,000 views on YouTube can't be wrong.

But why stop at pants? How about some topless Wii?

UK lads mag Nuts went Wii crazy, with a 'guess what game they're playing' series. Seeing as there are real, bare boobs on there, we'll just nod and wink at this very NSFW link. Warning, there is topless nudity and shameful (read 'brilliant') misuse of baby oil that way, so be warned.

But for every masterful sexy video, there are countless imitators. So here is Stuff magazine's version.

Similarly, Howard Stern has got some bikini-clad babes to play Wii for him... but again it's only slightly sexy. Good try though... and at least he didn't do it on the radio instead. That would have been rubbish.