It's really hard to tell whether this is a parody article or not. Some issues are good, especially the girly games genre. Then there's some that's just outright feminism. I'm a guy and I LOVE MY PINK DS! Couldn't ask for a better color.
As for the female images, a lot are the same problem with anime. Japs love big boobs. Others, like Lara Croft, come from a background of athletic lifestyle and an EXTREMELY low polygon count.
How about how men are perceived? Big brawny, and hung like a horse. It's unhealthy for men to try to live up to the standards set by Serious Sam and Duke Nukem.
Sometimes, it's hard to tell what women want; girly games are "chauvinistic prejudice!" Action games are "neglecting" their audience, even those with feministic female leads.
Yes, I know. All men are evil. I should be shot for all women whose votes I took away when I founded this country. I ought to be castrated for not supporting the Suffragettes 90 years ago.
Face it girls. You've got your equality. All those anti-penis are unconstitutional.
"which I know because only guys read our site" *cough* on the contrary. I'm a girl.
Anyway, if I had a boyfriend, I would never let them beat me in a game on purpose. Thats lame. And I've never really met any assholes on xbox live. I've had guys try to pick me up through xbox live..lol. But I've never been insulted for being a girl.
Why do the people of North America refuse to read? @ Anybody-who-honestly-thinks-this-article-is-sexist: Are you as thick as a brick?! I don't understand how those of you commenting cannot appreciate good humour, it's dry, it's subtle, it's all around amazing. Paul Ryan, you get a gold star. I laughed for 5 minutes straight at the Alien/Baby picture. Thank your personal God for this article, because it am funny.
I forgot to say this. Sometimes when I read the words of the other mouth breathers my brain hurts...I emplore all of you to read more books in an effort to improve your comprehension in the hope that you may come to understand the painfully obvious truth about this article.
ok i am sick of god femanist bitches saying we are sexists you know fuck you and this article. the xbox controler is small enough for an 7 year old and girls work in gaming companys to so they make the armor up and pink is a cool color ok. we won't break up with you if you beat us. the person who wrote this articale is a bitch.
There was a girl playing Team Fortress 2 last night who kept moaning people's names and generally sounding like she was having an orgasm everytime something good happened in the game. O_o
well i got some cool girl gamers in my xfire but sometimes there will be guys possing off as girls and such so its kind of hard to tell from guy and girl due to the fact that ppl do that and yea some kids that havent hit puberty will sound like little girls and i understand about the controller probs, like th controllers now and days are meant for guys not girls...so its understandable about this issue. my guess one of these days they will create a controller meant for both male and female for now we must do what we get and have
forgot to add that i have really good gaming girl as friends and they are really good and it dosent bother me at all that they are better then me to me i just see it as fun gaming and plus its a game no need to get all hyped up about it so im ok with chicks pwn me in games lol
You are so sexist Paul Ryan. I'm never visiting your stupid site again. Girl gamers rulez~! I unlocked all the achievements in Imagine Babyz. WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS MEN ARE IDIOTS!11!!!!!!1
LMAO that picture of Shane is hilarious, I could not stop laughing :P Now I see what women have to deal with on a daily basis, constantly being compared to Big Gulps. Terrible...
lol @ the ppl who revere this article as truth. and the girls calling all men sexist also need to chill out. I'm a girl gamer and agree this article is stupid but I'm not gonna go nuts and say every man is a pig based on one article. get a grip.
I have a pink DS. I am a guy. The only reason, though; is that I was impatient, and gamecrazy didn't have any other colors in stock. :\ But I like it. It builds character.
no, no, NO! u got the pink DS all wrong. pink is a cool colour. i once saw a boxer step into the ring wearing pink and he absolutely mullered his opponent. what does suck, however, is thaat its a DS.
Of course... I forgot that women have completly deformed hand swhen you compair them to men. Why else could they struggle to reach the Y button.
If you get teary eyed trying to stand on a board then you probably ARE just a tiny bit too emotional to be taken seriously. Just a thaught.
"That’s because you’re a dude, which I know because only guys read our site"
Wait, is this female propoganda then? Since when did the suffrogets start organising protests again...?
Do please nto that im slightly confused over weather a guy or girl is writing this. It does get a bit confusuing when the writer refers to them selves as I in certain sections that imply they are female, when the writer's pic of of a guy...