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Which real-life moustachioed man looks most like Mario?

We Photoshop Mario's hat on 20 famous hairy-faced men to find out

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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speno93  - 25 days 22 hours ago 
Saddam Hussain's death was probably organised by Nintendo in order to protect their copyright. In fact the invasion was probably all organized by Nintendo in order to bring the one who copyrighted their mascot's look to justice. The truth must be told!
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Hobojedi  - 25 days 22 hours ago 
It's nice to have a rating key in the the article for once.
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Ddz53  - 25 days 22 hours ago 
follicle fractures... lol
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NanoElite666  - 25 days 20 hours ago 
@Clownsarescary

See now, but I read the article before it was ever displayed up in the main features setion.
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Sabtos  - 25 days 20 hours ago 
I think Ron Jeremy and Borat were pretty close.
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SuperGoomba64  - 25 days 9 hours ago 
This article is epic win for a My Name is Earl reference.
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Romination  - 25 days 5 hours ago 
goddang it, Salvador Dali is weird... A true inspiration
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Samael  - 25 days 4 hours ago 
@cyberninja

Then why the fuck did you decide to comment and waste even more space than you usually do?

Funny article, though there were a lot of English people I've never heard of. Oh well.
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hunterXhunter  - 25 days 3 hours ago 
What would John Waters be? 2 Marios?
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Unoriginal  - 25 days 2 hours ago 
Fantastic!
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Xplosive59  - 25 days 2 hours ago 
Lemmy is to awesome to mario, and mario isnt god
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InanimateCarbonTodd  - 24 days 20 hours ago 
"80s TV's greatest private investigator *must* have been on the short list for the Super Mario Bros movie. His chest was probably a bit too hairy, though."

They cast Bob Hoskins. Have you _seen_ his chest (not to mention his back and shoulders)?
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brickman409  - 24 days 19 hours ago 
lol i was just watching an episode of my name is earl
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marioman50  - 24 days 6 hours ago 
Yeah, I agree with fattoler

Stalin could pull off a killer Mario look!
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super0sonic  - 23 days 16 hours ago 
The Lack of Lou Albano and Bob Hoskins make me sad :(
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hadkrad  - 23 days 8 hours ago 
earl looks the most like mario
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gmilf71  - 21 days 15 hours ago 
No Josef Stalin?! Well I guess you covered that with Hussein. And nice Bill the butcher part. And lemmy. lol.
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Craza  - 20 days 20 hours ago 
Honestly? Saddam Hussein?
Wow....Ron Jeremy looks more like Mario than Hussein. >.<
And if Borat's mustache turned upwards, I would vote for him. XD
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