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What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"

Fights, arguments and salty language with unnecessary punctuation

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US

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216 Comments

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farsided - 5 months 1 day ago

41st bitch! first time i've ever counted my place in a comment section.

utterly brilliant article...I laughed SO hard!

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farsided - 5 months 1 day ago

...btw I feel kinda sad for TobiUchiha having such a landmark "first" comment removed! It in and of itself made the article absolutely perfect until you bastards ran off and reported it!

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mertor3190 - 5 months 1 day ago

Whats so special about being first. Guess I'll never know until I am. Great article though

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Amnesiac - 5 months 1 day ago

Will someone PLEASE put Paul Ryan on the podcast?

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Master_Leep - 5 months 1 day ago

Recognition for the degenerates. Ah, the sweet smell of irony!

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flare149 - 5 months 1 day ago

@GamesRadarJoe: No kidding, I would scroll down the page and think it was already over. The similrity to those "Yay! Aww... Yay!!! Aw..." jokes was uncanny.

I've missed these community based articles. Last one I remember was the one about the forum wars and that was AGES ago.

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Defguru7777 - 5 months 1 day ago

I can't believe you didn't show the Gears of War 2 collectible walkthrough comments. One guy spammed FIRST 6 times, and when the got removed he was all "CENSORSHIP IS AGAINST THE LAW!!!" That was my most memorable moment for firsts.

I'll admit I've posted first, but that was when I first got the Internet and I didn't realize it was such a douchey thing to do.

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CARLINNIT - 5 months 1 day ago

i've been the first poster on like 3 articles this week, yet i haven't claimed a thing. Something inside you tells you to say it...but i'm too cool to be an asshole

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Russianred90 - 5 months 1 day ago

48th!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the first what a pst time

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key0blade - 5 months 1 day ago

lolol I got PWND

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435 - 5 months 1 day ago

Oh, Paul. How I heart thee.

Fifty first. :]

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TrIp13G - 5 months 1 day ago

Genius.

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CaptainHead - 5 months 1 day ago

TWO PAGES OF TEXT?!? :P
I'm fairly entertained.

24 hours to podcast... i need my fix...

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Harmon20 - 5 months 1 day ago

wow, I won't say first again (If I ever mentioned it in an article).

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TobiUchiha - 5 months 1 day ago

@lovingmyps3 my comment was obviously a joke any idiot with half a brain could see that I saw the irony and an opurtunity to pretend to be a stereotypical GR user who comments on features like this purely for the glory of being first.

Put simply it was a JOKE, I thought you would've got that from the "speek of the interwebz"

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BigBossOSE - 5 months 1 day ago

I am exceedingly disappointed that for all the bile I have spewed over "first" comments, I didn't get one of mine used. Either way, it was a lovely article.

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Solid_Gabriel - 5 months 1 day ago

There's this brazilian website that posts some funny comic strips, and one of them was about this FIRST people.

This strip is pretty much like this: On the first scene, a clown, one of the characters of the website, asks who wants to suck him, them there is a pause on the second scene, and in the last one he ask who is going to be the first.

It's not that funny when you are not reading it, but i though it would be of some interest to talk about it...

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GraveHarry - 5 months 1 day ago

"There were no comments on my screen!"
Who knew such idiots existed on teh interwebs?
Refresh! It's not a live comment list! GAWD!
First.

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TobiUchiha - 5 months 1 day ago

@farsided I saw it coming and took a screenshot but then accidently copied and pasted something else and lost it forever, I'm glad someone got the joke though.

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