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What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"

Fights, arguments and salty language with unnecessary punctuation

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US

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DeadGirls - 4 months 28 days ago

A quick check of my post history will reveal that I have an excellent record.

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catlikereflexes - 4 months 28 days ago

It's 100% too douchey, and I hope that the people that do it are force fed ass biscuits.

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yoreAtowel - 4 months 28 days ago

23rd, suck it everyone after me, and to everyone ahead of me suck it twice, b/c im 23 times better than you. lulz

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Djones2009 - 4 months 28 days ago

why don't U go pork ur dad TobiUchiha

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kubes - 4 months 28 days ago

yes!!! i was in here

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scamperingphlegm - 4 months 28 days ago

25th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who bag on people who say first are wasting just as much time and space as people who actually SAY "first", and are therefore hypocrites.

And BTW what does this have to do with games? Great article anyway...

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scamperingphlegm - 4 months 28 days ago

26th dammit

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lovinmyps3 - 4 months 28 days ago

I love how you right an article about douchbags who right "first" (I admit I'm in that group because i did it once on my first "first") and the first (no pun intended) thing people do is post a comment saying "FIRST!!!!!11!!!!!1! lolz is da bestezt lol nice article though".

I don't think TobiUchiha even read the article and probably didn't realize the irony of his comment until ten minutes after when actually read the article. And also "da" and "bestezt" are not words. "Learn to spell". Haha : )

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FrozenImplosion - 4 months 28 days ago

HAHAHAHA I loved this!!!! I'm actually in one of the blocks of comments, but I'm saying something completely unrelated to being "first" hahaha. I look kinda stupid there cause I said something random...

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mrawesomesauce - 4 months 28 days ago

30thhhhhhhhhhh its the new first

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Qazdaz - 4 months 28 days ago

Motherfucking FIRST!!!!!!!!111!£!!!

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Zaphers - 4 months 28 days ago

I wish my Mr Ass avatar had made it into this article. :'(

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GamesRadarLizzieCuevas - 4 months 28 days ago

Zerothh!@@@@!!!

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noobeater - 4 months 28 days ago

hahahhaha im not first now but i have been...cannot remember which article but i have and loved it.... sucks to all u lot

also lol at gmilf honest first it made me lol

hmmm i may attempt to find the first i did and it was an article and notsome obsucre game review

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Vagrant - 4 months 28 days ago

Wait, so if I act like a complete dick and/or moron and conform to internet tropes all the time, I can get attention? Sweet.

FIRST!!!! (remind me to post later saying "fuck")

Also; might be the best Paul Ryan article. Despite the immoral message.

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ryno - 4 months 28 days ago

whoever said first on this article dont you have anything better to do

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GoldenMe - 4 months 28 days ago

This could be one of the greatest articles you guys have ever made. I salute you.

37th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and does anyone else agree that Cyberninja is the biggest fag in the world?

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tysr36 - 4 months 28 days ago

38th YEAH

I agree Chad, but let's not tell anyone.

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AMayer - 4 months 28 days ago

I'm so happy, because I remember reading almost every single one the examples in this fantasticle article. I'm also a little sad I'm not seen commenting in them...

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