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What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"

Fights, arguments and salty language with unnecessary punctuation

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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gmilf71  - 4 months 24 days ago 
no one's gonna read this so.... FUCK BALLS TITTIES DILDO PENIS BALLS SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH OLOLOLOLOLOL. If someone did read this, I appologize.
vitoruss  - 4 months 24 days ago 
HOLY SHIT! THE COMMENTS TO THIS ARTICLE ARE JUST A MINEFIELD OF NUMBERS!

The sarcastic approach on these comments had me laughing for a long while.
adertysohck  - 4 months 24 days ago 
lol at gmilf71 and LAST!
RobbPWNS  - 4 months 23 days ago 
Notice how the first two comments are removed...

reCAPTCHA:flailed The
Fausto  - 4 months 23 days ago 
i would like to meet the person who had the stones to say first on this article
Sinnott  - 4 months 23 days ago 
186th!

it was funny article nd I think 1st h8rs r worse then 1st-ers
Seabread  - 4 months 23 days ago 
Hey! hey you, Paul Ryan. If you're going to write an article about "Firsts" and reactions to these kind of comments, you may want to edit your own comments (see second example in article) before putting them up on t'interweb for a second time. "You're Article sux" reads "You are Article sux" what? how the hell did you get to be a journalist with grammatical skills like that?
That, EvilNinjaAhWhoGivesAShit, is why Paul isn't involved in every article.
The_Lurcher  - 4 months 23 days ago 
wow alot of people have tried to be ironic about shouting first on an article about how shouting first is a BAD IDEA and have Failed miserably...

oh and ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PAUL RYAN SAID MY USERNAME but i can't tell if he's insulting me for ranting (i do that extremely well! (well im english what did you expect)) or congratulating me for telling all those people that first is for people who can only count to 1.

ReCAPTCHA: today infested
nyef  - 4 months 23 days ago 
@the lurcher
yeah kinda funny how many "first" posts were reported for not being first. Paul Ryan beat them all to it... that's why I'm playing it safe at 189th...
Xplosive59  - 4 months 23 days ago 
one hundred and eighty ninth YES there i did it

or first if you read it backwards first

@ Gmilf71
i did
JelloPuddingP0ps  - 4 months 23 days ago 
SEEEEEEEEECOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ShadowTheTacoLord  - 4 months 23 days ago 
192nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodguy  - 4 months 23 days ago 
lol its all so true
TheWebSwinger  - 4 months 23 days ago 
Ahahahah Cyberninja got slammed.

But the "first i didnt even read the article!!!!!!" post made me, genuinely, laugh out loud.
TheWebSwinger  - 4 months 23 days ago 
@Amnesiac: I was thinking that the whole time! Paul, join the TDar crew!
iluvmyDS  - 4 months 23 days ago 
Paul Ryan, you once again prove you are my hero.

9000th?
spartan_n30  - 4 months 23 days ago 
honestly, there is nothing wrong with being first, as long as you read throught the first page to get to the comments section.
Terminator58  - 4 months 22 days ago 
OMFG, funniest article iv ever read. i had 2 make an acount just so i could say...

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS NUMBER 198 BITCHES SUCK MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cloudbus  - 4 months 22 days ago 
no one will ever probly see this comment so....
199th woooooooo!!!!!!!
bet no-one has never said that muhaha
anywho.. amazin article its so annoying people saying first, especially if it has no relivence to the article.
Turkeykilla7  - 4 months 22 days ago 
200th WOOOOT Thats a great Number. This is Tots Super Pwnies. Suck on that Bill Cosby. Suck it.
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