What to do with your Lancer

Thinking about pre-ordering the Gears 2 Lancer bundle? Watch this first!

Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

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TheTrooper424 - 1 year 1 month ago

SO MUCH BLOOD!!! lol

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troglydyte - 1 year 1 month ago

Since when do beer bottles and people bleed ketchup? (sarcasm)

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bloodstainedwolf - 1 year 1 month ago

lmao a funny video guys. I want my Lancer i'd help save the world!....either that or dismember people that stepped up to me. Chris cries..almost blows his own head off but in the end he's saved! YAY hahaha

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Patius - 1 year 19 days ago

That was epic.

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adrenaguy - 1 year 5 days ago

KICKASS

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Cwf2008 - 11 months 19 days ago

Aww what a waste of ketchup/tabasco sause/syrup/real blood?/whatever the heck that blood was. But why did the bush bleed?

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noobeater - 11 months 17 days ago

lol. just lol.

especially the shaving one

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Jason.Darksavior - 11 months 10 days ago

Thats a classic.

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HungryBeaver - 11 months 9 days ago

Lol. I'm surprised how many people dont get why everything bled. Its a joke u tards!
Nice

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Scorpion23 - 11 months 8 days ago

Yo us!, Fuck myself i like havin sex with mariska hargitay. she is hairy in the poo hole

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Scorpion23 - 11 months 8 days ago

Yo us!, Fuck myself i like havin sex with mariska hargitay. she is hairy in the poo hole

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EvilInkarnate - 11 months 7 days ago

Hahaha!! Does anyone else think that Joe kinda looks like Dwight Schrute from The Office in the pic with the Heineken??

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Frunkulton -

Lol, Thats funny especially the "blood"

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Tanner - 10 months 27 days ago

That's what I'd do with mine.

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EiGrOn - 10 months 26 days ago

So proud...make me wanna cry ...hahah damn funny

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Akara, Ranger of Majicka - 10 months 24 days ago

Bloody lol

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sader54321 - 10 months 19 days ago

wow wat did he do with his lacer at nigh bbbrrrrrrrrrr scary

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sader54321 - 10 months 19 days ago

*lancer

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sader54321 - 10 months 19 days ago

*lancer

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explicit56 - 9 months 26 days ago

thats probably how marcus shaves when hes down in the locust tunnels. then carmine tries it;
"dude this works really-(loud cutting sound)-aww shit! i sawed off my cheek!"lol

dp they really sell those cuz i want one

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