Kung Fu Master, here, displaying the martial prowess of a nine year old at his first Karate class. Yes, we're being purposefully cynical, but when it's stood next to Tekken 5 you can't help but marvel at Namco's gorgeously colourful brawler, while ignoring Kung Fu Master like the fat ugly friend at a nightclub. Sorry, 'Fu. You had it. You lost it.