what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
First off, kudos for the Billy Madison reference.
Second, I was being slightly sarcastic in saying that Dog the bounty hunter is better than Samus. Watching Dog is like watching Nascar waiting for the accident or pit fights. However, Metroid is about as exciting as a garbage fire.
I'm entertained that people think I was people serious about Dog the bounty hunter. I couldn't find the sarcasm font.
idunno, you ever lit a garbage fire beefy?
the mouse isnt ...actualy ...a ...mutant
it was an experiment/demonstration in the versatility of stem cells...
sorry, had to.
anyways
1st person perspective, win = reality
3D rendering, win = reality
loading times, win = reality
odours, win = video games
texture popins, win = reality (can be influenced, but reality still for the win(more so))
carrying RPG into fastfood restaraunt, win = video games
hit n run, win = video games
placing IED in middle of road, win = video games
starting bush fires, win = video games
summoning cerebus, win = video games :(
summoning poodle, win = not you.
Work (Fable 2):
- in reality, a life-long slog trapped in an office
- in videogames, a short and optional rhythm-based gameplay sequence
Drunkenness (GTA4):
- in reality, cause of domestic violence, urban thuggery and other criminality
- in videogames, a comical walk and humorous swearing
Old Age (MGS4):
- in reality, bitterness, incontinence and indignity
- in videogames, a last-hurrah stealth-action extravaganza
In Real Life: Fun, addictive, in-depth, not a boring time waster(for the most part)
In Videogames: Something unnessesary to the game that they just added for more replay value(hopefully) and some extra achievement for those achievement whores.
Also, Plants.
In Videogames: Could be vicious, could be helpful, could be a random boss, could be Wood Man, could be pikmin, could be pokemon. They're Important!