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Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US
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HowardRoark  - 4 months 21 days ago 
The Michael Jackson comment killed me haha
jorhorror  - 4 months 21 days ago 
Thanks man, now im scared to fall asleep cause I think that Clair Redfield is gonna eat me or something.
disturbedanomaly36  - 4 months 21 days ago 
no Samus? whaaaaaaaat? i mean, she is hot in SSBB, but she was still a pixilated mess back in the day when Metroid was on the NES

also, nice one with Sarah Bryant, she reminded me of one girl i know, in the first picture, but if she wore a mask, she could take it off and BAM! instant finishing move!:)
AuthorityFigure  - 4 months 21 days ago 
Man you really dug a million examples. Once you've seen one 3D sl*t, you've seen 'em all. Same goes with video game girls too ;-)
ratman  - 4 months 20 days ago 
after reading voldo i laughed for 5 minutes and still am.
sadisticgrizzz  - 4 months 20 days ago 
OMFG! Did it really look that bad back then? Well when thats the height of video game power back then i guess these were the closes things 2 sexy game chics we had.
uggggh damn i must of had a hell of an imagination
BanHer  - 4 months 19 days ago 
LOLOLOLOL great article. Why must you torture us with "sexy" scenes for Tiffany Lord? I couldn't even tell what was going on. Still, it was funny.
shelcobsohn  - 4 months 19 days ago 
vagina boob. thats all i need to say
TheWebSwinger  - 4 months 19 days ago 
Damn. Jill used to be the master of unlocking, and now she's just another Jill sandwich.
mgkyo666  - 4 months 19 days ago 
i actually played thrill kill my cousin had a bootleg copy of it, the graphics were crappy but it was overall a fun game
shelcobsohn  - 4 months 18 days ago 
thank god i have doa extreme to jack off to instead of this garbage. that must have been torture. send me stuff
iluvmyDS  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Sarah was hotter looking to me back in those days. >.<
Thelonius  - 4 months 17 days ago 
looking back at the generation that got me into games, I have to say HOW WAS THIS ACCEPTABLE!!! lol

Hilarious article Mikel!
NovaProspekt  - 4 months 17 days ago 
I also played a bootleg version of Thrill Kill when I was a kid, and it scared the shit out of me! I was pretty young and should NOT have been playing that game :oP but I'm glad I did. -Side comment- I know there were a ton of "hot" polygon chicks from back in the day, but what about the strippers from Duke Nukem 3D?... How could you deny the Duke?!

"Shake it Baby!"
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Hard to belive I'm only 14 and I own the original copies of most these games. Thanks Mikel for the nightmares. I'm going to put these games far far far away from me. I haven't played these games since I was three.
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 17 days ago 
I'm with shelcobohn at least I have my DOA Extreme2 to play
NovaProspekt  - 4 months 17 days ago 
HAHAHA shelcobsohn thanks for the laugh dude. You made my shitty day at work so much better with that comment!
Pollyforce979  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Shit that batttle arena toshiden i got that game i know most of the games but the worst and funneyest wer prob 007 golden i i got that game and i know how shit the grafices r lol rofl eigh
LivingRemains  - 4 months 13 days ago 
I actually owned thrill kill my dad was stationed in korea and he got im probably one of the few americans to have it.
deathrebellion  - 4 months 13 days ago 
Why do u guys bring up voldo when ur tlking abt girls xD i did like Alana And Mace from Fighting Force but now i'm having 2nd thoughts
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