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Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US
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dweller  - 4 months 26 days ago 
It's difficult to go back to triangles.
CaptainHead  - 4 months 26 days ago 
sarah bryant and lara croft.... = applauded
Jackolyn  - 4 months 26 days ago 
Awww, I LOVE Voldo!!

And yes, he is in my closet.

Waiting.

xD
nutella  - 4 months 26 days ago 
i got turned off after seeing lara and that chinese girl thing with the squashed face.
smallberry  - 4 months 26 days ago 
Oh man I remember searching for the Nude Code for Tomb Raider on a school PC. That and the secret Nude Raider game that my friend's Uncle was working on at Core. He swore it was real and we believed him.

Re: sultrier Tom. Fitting.
gmilf71  - 4 months 26 days ago 
Dear god. what the hell? that one in virtua fighter deserves to be hit with the ugly stick. *reference to early GR article*
TURbo  - 4 months 26 days ago 
This is the anti boob and ass article KillDrone, since he is ruining are memories of old games from the PS1, N64, Saturn era so we don't play and fap to them. To the PS3 fanboys this furthers the cause he is with Microsoft. We can never fap to 20 polygon models with square boobs and ass ever again.
peter419  - 4 months 26 days ago 
im going to have nightmares of most of these "women"(aliens?) for the restof my life
cassadinechik  - 4 months 26 days ago 
Urinal design FTW. That caught me totally by surprise!
TheCommunist  - 4 months 26 days ago 
This article is kind of like waking up next to an ugly chick when you drank your ass off last night and then you suddenly realize....Man I use to think Lara was hot too.
kyichi  - 4 months 25 days ago 
OMG the polygon graphics made lara croft look bald in the front
TheStingingScorpion  - 4 months 25 days ago 
the ugliness the polygons it berns tern it off tern it off. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
NastyRobotHickey  - 4 months 25 days ago 
In a moment of weakness, I fap'd to Dino Crisis. Things were going splendidly until the T-Rex ate Regnia. The mood was kinda spoiled after that.
Scotch  - 4 months 25 days ago 
ahahah this was hilarious to me, especially being too young to play most of these games i always saw these as like foreign games i was never allowed to touch but always gock at in the local video store. hahha now im glad i never played mosat of these XD
key0blade  - 4 months 25 days ago 
I question the gender of half of the pixelated "chicks"
RedOutlive10  - 4 months 25 days ago 
Dural as a girl? What the heck.
biggpau1  - 4 months 25 days ago 
LOL, am i the only one strangely aroused by the triangle tits?
ShadesofGrey  - 4 months 25 days ago 
GamesRadarMikelReparaz -
The /f/ stands for "features."

Suuure it does, buddy. It's ok, we totally believe you :)
SPIKEtheHEDGEHOG  - 4 months 25 days ago 
ahahah Sarah Bryant is an epic fail.
Leonhart35  - 4 months 24 days ago 
did anyone ever actually think Adon from Turok was sexy?!?! i find that really hard to believe!
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