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Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

39 terrifying monsters we used to think were sexy

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

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zabu_san - 4 months 21 days ago

Rival Schools sequel...Do want...

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PCG_Evan - 4 months 21 days ago

Yessss Rival Schools. So much innuendo and underage sexual taunts. Thank you for this moment.

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sklorbit - 4 months 21 days ago

you left out a couple good ones. how about meryl from metal gear solid or samus from metroid? those are two HUGE ones! recapcha: wisest reaction... i dont know why i liked that one

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FunkyAl - 4 months 21 days ago

What about the fairies from OoT?

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Yeager1122 - 4 months 21 days ago

MY EYES! MY EYES!

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Ddz53 - 4 months 21 days ago

I actually laughed at the Voldo description

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Doomwaffle - 4 months 21 days ago

Well, I'd tap that.

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Weasel - 4 months 21 days ago

Actually surprised Fear Effect didn't make this list, since that's another PS1 game that got most of it's publicity from it's 'sexy' female lead. And the implied lesbianism from the sequel.

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Xeacons - 4 months 21 days ago

OHGODOHGOD MY EYES!!! Tim Curry from Rock Horror! BAAAD Image!

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WonsAuto - 4 months 21 days ago

The four people above me somehow posted a year ago. o_O

Also, this could've used some of the female wrestlers from the Smackdown! series.

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WonsAuto - 4 months 21 days ago

OK, never mind that thing I said about the people posting from the distant past.

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solidsnake_5552000 - 4 months 21 days ago

"You can’t fool us, Michael Jackson". That comment almost made me cr*p on my pants. It is very hilarious.
But seriously Nina looks like him in that shot.

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Frootaloom - 4 months 21 days ago

oh the girls of battle arena, how my 8 year old mind would wander...

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ELpork - 4 months 21 days ago

Thanks to giggle physics, this is no longer a problem.... haha I'm an ass.

PS: Recaptcha: Peptics$287,579,000

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spliffsucker93 - 4 months 21 days ago

i <3 1996

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zymn - 4 months 21 days ago

what about Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid 1? she looked fine in those codec call sprites, but in 3D, gawd... did we really have to see that thing's ass?

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Harmon20 - 4 months 21 days ago

take THAT Tifa lovers! oh, and her non-battle appearance was even worse...

And I couldn't help but notice that her legs in the official art are about 1.5x the size of her from the waist up...

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Silvermech - 4 months 21 days ago

Just think, the next generaton will look upon our video game characters, and think THEIR hideous.

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phoenix_wings - 4 months 21 days ago

lmao @ Silvermech--"C'mon guys, everyone knows that boob physics didn't really get interesting until the 'hyper gravity' era!"

I never understood polygon 'babes.' My friends had this whole fangirl thing going with Squall and Zell from FF8. To be fair--I think that Aya Brea looked ehh better? (in cut-scenes AND in-game) in PE II (still fugly) than in PE.

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