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Trailer Trash 12

Game videos that aren’t worth the pixels they’re printed on

Words: GamesRadar US

Need a break from the lurid bursts of awesomeness screaming out of San Diego? Then we suggest having a look at some of this week’s worst trailers in another thrilling edition of Trailer Trash. No packed-to-the-gills special appearances by Hayao Miyazaki or spectacular Green Hornet reveals, just the most futile bits of video game video we could find, rounded out with sardonic commentary. Enjoy!


CSI: Deadly Intent




This is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth: sometimes big movie stars have to take crap TV roles to pay for their swanky lifestyles. And thanks to game tie-ins, Morpheus can now put gas in his Testarossa.


G-Force



This trailer fails at precisely the point where it stops mocking itself and begins selling itself as a viable entertainment option.


Cursed Mountain



The developers of Cursed Mountain have hit on a fantastic way to deal with the Wii’s puny processing power: just limit your color palette to 4 shades of gray and 3 of blue. While Cursed Mountain’s story certainly sounds interesting, this look at gameplay is less than inspiring.

Next page: more relief from Comic-Con overload!


 
31 Comments
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Cyberninja  - 4 months 3 days ago 
this is the first time you dont use a girl for tt why?
ChrisAntistaLikesLittleBoys  - 4 months 3 days ago 
Lol. Wait a SECOND did cyberninja put a first in that comment? clever. clever.
Cyberninja  - 4 months 3 days ago 
no im being serious why did they use a guy i am not gay
Cyberninja  - 4 months 3 days ago 
also why was there no tt last week
zymn  - 4 months 3 days ago 
wait... did G-Force just rip off Saturday Night Live?
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 3 days ago 
These games look hilariously horrible. I mean WTF at the Dragonica online game. Like you guys said it's really creepy looking.
GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly  - 4 months 3 days ago 
Yep, it's the first time we've used a dood in the pano. We thought we'd try something a little different. And yes, we skipped last week because we got caught up making the lovely videos for Mikel's Legend of Chun Li feature. ("BOMB!" - LOL). Sorry 'bout that!
Cyberninja  - 4 months 3 days ago 
thanks for responding
Jordo141  - 4 months 3 days ago 
Does anyone else have the videos mysteriously missing?
GlassPants  - 4 months 3 days ago 
I'm pretty sure the narrator from ArchLord lied when she put "High British" as one of her dialects on her resume. But she might have drank some tranquilizer before the recording session.
norid  - 4 months 3 days ago 
i have a problem i can either get soul caliber 4 or blazblue any help guys?
Aslo great article not so great vidoes
Cyberninja  - 4 months 3 days ago 
get blazblue cause its diffrent if you have any working sc
dweller  - 4 months 3 days ago 
You know what shows off a game great? Darkness. Staring at black while you hear footsteps. What could be more awesome?

Oh I know! Waggle to run.

reCaptcha: Miss blast
norid  - 4 months 3 days ago 
@ cyberninja
thx i was already leaning to it but since soul caliber was cheaper and i have come relia
it i did not no.
thx agian
p.s did i spell relia right?
kubes  - 4 months 3 days ago 
im glad its back i missed it last week
loonyman978  - 4 months 3 days ago 
The voiceover for the last one sounds like GLaDOS with a upgrade
clucky120  - 4 months 3 days ago 
okay diagnostics not looking so bad
IIIJabbaIII  - 4 months 3 days ago 
So having a team of secret agent lambs is totally ridiculous and is an obvious fail, but secret agent guinea pigs is the best idea since slicing bread? ...idiots -_-
Mavarious  - 4 months 3 days ago 
wow..... they spelled coming wrong at the end of the Archlord one.
darkfly23  - 4 months 3 days ago 
"When two mighty heroes clarshed in the harsh desart" Over emphasis of the syllable 'ar' must have been popular back then.
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