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Tournament of level one enemies

Watch 8 forgetfully wimpy baddies take their frustration out on each other

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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creamsoda139  - 1 year 1 month ago 
haha, this article is an epic win!
Grimi  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Should of had the I block from tetris
Ninja-KiLLR  - 1 year 1 month ago 
im suprised there was no nazis. but yeah this was very funny
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
They did leave 1 thing out that can lead to slimes victory. A gomba has two states alive and squished while the slimes attributes improves after each victory and since we know slime has won twice it has enough power to jump on a gomba so without mysterious deaths SLIME WINS
pinoklin  - 1 year 1 month ago 
lol u missed the wookies of stwtfu
infestedandy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
LOL!
Super bob 36  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Sooooooooooooooo.......who won?
Cwf2008  - 1 year 1 month ago 
What the hell happened to the slime? And i didnt know the mushroom was depressed...he should have seen a counselor. And that poor Bidoof didnt stand a chance...
Bri77777  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The directions say to apply peanut butter to nether regions......hmmmmm. Eh, I'l give it a shot. Holy crap, that fells wrong!
Ravenbom  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Well, my money was on the green button. That's the second time I've lost my yet to be conceived first born child!
I think the green button took a dive, I mean really, it's the only one in the competition that is still a legitimate challenge in later levels. In fact, green button is the one button that makes orange button a challenge.
ELpork  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Yea, the last page was... Umm, great.
Romination  - 1 year 1 month ago 
the enemy block in Pong was a SHOO in! you must have left him out because it was too on-sided with him there.
and why did i decide it's a him? long and hard. take a guess.
TheWebSwinger  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I love it, one of the best articles I've seen on this site lately. The very Pavlovian experiment was a nice touch.
And my vote is on Goomba.
hail56789  - 1 year 1 month ago 
lolz
brothir  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Dude, the slime would so totally win over the Goomba. It can jump the Goomba flat! That's how Mario always beats them.
cultofbananas  - 1 year 1 month ago 
LOL! Great article haha
adrenaguy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
that was funny, both are weak!
GamesRadarChrisAntista  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Paul Ryan, you're my hero!
georgeg1994  - 1 year 1 month ago 
actually the green note is your greates enemy, ever tried the through the fire and flames intro?? takes aages to get right, also yes you can hit a g-o chord with 3 fingers, even 2, and alas the goomba totally should have won.
GREAT ARTICLE
KHfan  - 1 year 1 month ago 
green note should obviously win lol
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