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Top 7… Sports Games Nerds Actually Like

The only games that get geeks off the bench

Words: Shane Patterson, GamesRadar US

Selling points:
Monster jams, turbo, fire, Boomshakalaka

Why we love it:
Engaging 2-on-2 pick up ball with the best players of the mid-90s - Tisdale, Olajuwon, Malone, Pippin and Ewing to name just a few - with nothing but respect and trash-talking rights on the line. Jam was the b-ball game of its time with controls that consisted entirely of passes, turbo and incredible, leap-of-faith dunks. We still pull this game from the closet every few months and wonder, “Is it the shoes?”

Skill and luck often went hand in hand per game with only the score to represent the better player. And of course, nothing beats sinking three-pointer after three-pointer, while on fire. With up to four players on the court and games that were almost always too close for comfort, Jam made ballers out of every benchwarmer.

Would suck if:
More players per side, Formations, Complete lack of Boomshakalaka

Selling points:
Killing the quarterback, bribing the ref, trip mines

Why we love it:
Mention Madden and our collective eyes will glaze over. Strip out the boring and replace the (yawn) human players with legions of undead, aliens, or maybe even a fleet of robots and we’ll play that football game in a heartbeat. EA understood just how boring their pinnacle series could be and rushed to give us stadiums that resembled warzones (complete with landmines, fire pits and toxic waste). While gameplay was similar to other football games - playbook, timeouts - each team has only seven players per side and audibles that involve cheating.

Did we mention that we could absolutely destroy the opposing team? And not by score, either. We could literally exploderize an opponent into giblet soup with a big hit or knock him off the field into outer space. And if you happened to kill enough opposing players, then the other team had no choice but to forfeit. Madden won’t even let you set Brett Favre on fire. Hell, you can even bribe the ref to penalize the other team. If he’s getting on your last nerve, you can always kill the ref yourself. And c’mon - the Killer Konvicts spoofing the Dallas Cowboys? Pure gold. At least we have the upcoming Blood Bowl to look forward to.

Above: The Mutant League series spawned this awful cartoon. Roll clip!

Would suck if:
Players didn’t die, it was never remade


 
14 Comments
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suicidalstickman  - 1 year 2 months ago 
The weapons in WWE smackdown are funny.
andyAK47  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i know nerds who play smackdown
danny343  - 1 year 2 months ago 
wrestling is ace
mr_brightside  - 1 year 2 months ago 
lol mario kart! i wasnt thinking of that! very nice!
DanAmrich  - 1 year 2 months ago 
NBA Jam: Live by the turbo, die by the turbo. I used to play that on Xband on Genesis and in the NYC arcades. Oh man.
drunkenfish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Lol I'm no nerd but I gotta check these out... spell 2 words...Kirkby??
SOLIDSNAKE1983  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Mutant league football was EXCELLENT!!! I remember the witty comments after each player was killed or scored a touchdown!
Heathan  - 1 year 1 month ago 
You guys completely missed the best nerd game ever: Base Wars! I mean how can you beat robot baseball. WIth upgradable weapons, and the ability to attack other players in battles to the death, the game was great fun, and I hate baseball.
iceman1987  - 1 year 1 month ago 
wrestling is for kids its totaly fake
GRwarrior  - 7 months 20 days ago 
lol mario kart rules
WouldYouKindly  - 3 months 15 days ago 
@iceman unless you watch National Geographic all day, most TV shows YOU watch are fake.
Ultar  - 3 months 22 hours ago 
Whats that? a British journalist missed a baseball game in his list? Oh wait that actually makes sense!
Turkeykilla7  - 3 months 18 hours ago 
I knew Mario Kart had to be one. Those games are just the best.
BodyDamage  - 8 days 19 hours ago 
disappointed to not see NFL blitz on the list. best NFL game of all time.
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