6) Emergency kit

Rock history: Superstars are known for overindulgence, resulting in sloppy performances, public outbursts and, in extreme cases, death. Just a few notable examples of lethal overdoses are Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious, Janis Joplin… the list goes on and on.

How it works: Stomach pump and defibrillator will make sure your wasted ass gets on stage and performs, no matter how many pills you’ve downed with Jack Daniels.

ESRB: E (Emergency room)