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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US

6 - Hideo Kojima

Solid Snake maestro Kojima is open source style embodied. Perspex goggles, and a shirt so dynamic anyone standing next to him suffers splash damage. But conspiring with the garb, it is the gaze of demoralizing potency that renders those who join it for longer than a minute either impotent or pregnant. "You dare to challenge my style", it says, "my gold card at A Bathing Ape says otherwise!'

Zooming out we can see the full extent of the posture. Yeah, he's dropping some atomic gold sneakers. And sure, his slim-line peg-pants are still post-Dior chic. But the detached way his serpentine form is encircling that modernist chair is raw and devastatingly carnal.

He clearly doesn't care that if he sits like that for too long his leg will go to sleep. That's power right there.


 
27 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 15 days ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
RebornKusabi  - 11 months 11 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
Rhonda  - 10 months 23 days ago 
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
souleater77  - 10 months 1 day ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
Ten123  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
Iffo  - 9 months 21 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
Auron  - 9 months 23 hours ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
killemall  - 8 months 29 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
Hellbornranger  - 8 months 18 days ago 
lol
viperjv2  - 7 months 27 days ago 
lol
Gremlin187  - 6 months 27 days ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
ConesAreKool  - 6 months 16 days ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
mrl64  - 5 months 9 days ago 
wtf
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 5 months 4 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 24 days ago 
that is some funny shit
Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 21 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
SnowGirl411  - 4 months 16 days ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
Savannah1994  - 4 months 14 days ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 6 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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