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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US

Whoever said guys that make games have to be acne splattered, overweight, sexual grotesques? Not GR that's for sure. We've assembled a splendid showroom of digital dude, which guys and girls alike will appreciate.

Learn from their sartorial style, ponder the minds behind the men, or simply develop a warm feeling in a private place.

Come with us as we celebrate the kind of men formed on that rare occasion when God-like physical perfection meets a PHD level understanding of vertex shaders.

10 - Richard Garriott AKA Lord British AKA General British

Hold tight girls. The gaming powerhouse behind the Ultima series and Tabula Rasa is all about the beard. Fear the confidence behind those eyes. It's a look that says, "ladies in the market for guy with a chinfull of hair, a worrying amount of cheap jewelry and an arson conviction had better watch out."

Witness the persistent adherence to the Robin of Sherwood look; neatly clipped encirclement of downy fleece around the mouth, teamed with neck-length locks and a basin fringe. This is a man comfortable mixing proprietary software and a bottle of Pantene Pro-V.

Drink in this youthful, more avant-garde Garriott. Already busting an admirable hair-bonnet and the tender wisp of a tash, but what's this… he's accessorizing the look with suede gauntlets and a toy crossbow. Robust!

Arguably a misstep for the whiskery wizard. He's chosen to obscure his trademark helmet of hair with an actual helmet. The metal gloves also suggest an unfortunate leaning towards form over function. They can't be easy to type in.

Back on track with this highly charged, album-cover-worthy look. The blade. The shadow. What sights has this man seen? What adventures has he and that moustache survived? We can but guess, and only the luckiest of damsels will ever truly know.


 
27 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 20 days ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
RebornKusabi  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
Rhonda  -  
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
souleater77  - 10 months 6 days ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
Ten123  -  
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
Iffo  - 9 months 26 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
Auron  - 9 months 6 days ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
killemall  - 9 months 3 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
Hellbornranger  - 8 months 24 days ago 
lol
viperjv2  - 8 months 1 day ago 
lol
Gremlin187  - 7 months 1 day ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
ConesAreKool  - 6 months 21 days ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
mrl64  - 5 months 14 days ago 
wtf
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 5 months 9 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 29 days ago 
that is some funny shit
Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 26 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
SnowGirl411  - 4 months 21 days ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
Savannah1994  - 4 months 19 days ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 11 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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