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Things gamers would never have believed 20 years ago

In the 80s it seemed implausible. Now it's fact

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

There's no way that anyone alive and gaming at the end of the 80s could have predicted how videogames would evolve over the next two decades. We know because we were there. Sure, it was pretty safe that graphics would get more better and consoles would get an ass-load more powerful, but besides that we were pretty clueless as to what gaming in the 21st Century would really be like. Now that we've arrived in the future, here's some of the things we could never have seen coming 20 years ago.

The sheer amount of stuff consoles can do
While gamers fully expected that consoles 20 years into the future would have plenty more awesome crammed into their sexy little CPUs, inferior 1980s brains were unable to compute the possibility of consoles being so much more than just a box for playing games.

In 1989, a gamer was able to summarise the complete feature set of his chosen console pretty much like so:

Today, however, it's a bit more along these lines:

The Boss would be releasing new music through videogames
The only example of games and rock colliding 20 years ago was the Atari 2600 effort, Journey Escape, which featured mullet-haired denim rockers, Journey. It was complete gash (see image below) and convinced a generation of players that pixels and tabard wearing musicians should never mix.

So who would have dared believe that, one day, videogames would be used by such immense legends of rockery as Def Leppard (Guitar Hero III), Motley Crue (Rock Band), Guns N' Roses (Rock Band 2) and Bruce Springsteen (Guitar Hero World Tour) to debut songs? That's Bruce Springsteen. Born in the USA. The Boss. So massive the whole of the 80s could barely contain him and now, in the 21st Century, he's harnessing the power of games to release new music.

That games got so full of blood
Our desensitized eyes barely blink at the messy downpour of gore and splatter that games eagerly chuck at us nowadays. Killing baddies 20 years ago was a much cleaner, kid-friendly business - even the most 'violent' games had a distinct lack of icky red pixels and there was no such thing as a rating system for video games.

Never mind that it was the decade that gave us blood-fetish movies like Hellraiser, Re-Animator and Bad Taste, it's difficult to imagine that 80s dorks could have believed games ever getting so gratuitously gut thirsty as they are today. For example, slicing an enemy in Ninja Gaiden on the NES in 1989 looked like this:

Now compare that with the gushing arteries and casual dismemberment of last year's Ninja Gaiden 2:

As you can see, the quota of violently plumbed organ fluids has increased dramatically.

A Nintendo console would be used for playing Sega and NEC games
Pretend you're a gamer from the 80s, look at the picture below and see if you can spot what's offensively wrong with it.

Yes, if you were a gamer from the 80s there would be abso-friggin'-lutely no way you'd be playing Alex Kidd on a NES. That would be bad meaning bad. Not bad meaning good. Even the mental image of such a thing would cause a Sega fan boy of 20 years ago to vomit over his sappy Reebok high-tops.

But now the games of these one time fierce console rivals can be merrily bought and played on Nintendo's newest console. No one could've seen it coming.


 
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dougle  - 9 months 6 days ago 
good article
TrIp13G  - 9 months 6 days ago 
Hehe, loading times.
rybell  - 9 months 6 days ago 
think of all the progress nintendo has made from those old games all the way to imagine babies and wii music
Samael  - 9 months 6 days ago 
"that would take upwards of 20 minutes. The approximate equivalent of four masturbations."

Hah! Maybe for you........
Theonik  - 9 months 6 days ago 
Nice article. You could probably added the water balloon fight add for the xbox360 and the creepy baby doll for the ps3 in the adds section
Theonik  - 9 months 6 days ago 
"that would take upwards of 20 minutes. The approximate equivalent of four masturbations." I laughed my ass off on this part.
EYE8URBRAINS  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Well, Mario's looking a heck of a lot better than Michael
Auron  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Wow, Michael compared to Mario?

I think we know who would win in a fight ;)
noobeater  - 9 months 5 days ago 
selling them stuff was easier than getting a dog to lick ice cream off your balls

LOL: made me chuckle for a bit

also i loved the jackson reference

great article as usual
Reaverx  - 9 months 5 days ago 
I noticed in the Master System commercial when they show all of the games they show the same games 5-6 times each.
Unoriginal  - 9 months 5 days ago 
We really have come a long way.
And I loved the aging of gaming icons vs. 80's stars.
jar-head  - 9 months 5 days ago 
What sucks is that i grew up in the 90's, not thats that bad, but im Living on today, and for the stuff thats comming out before i die, im pretty sure games are just gana be F*kin kick ASS when im like 90...GR probably gaan be one of the worlds super powers after they buy Aruba, so when GR starts conquering, just remeber Jarhead saying, DIBBS!
Montag  - 9 months 5 days ago 
I'm actually quite glad I'm not the only one to flick one off while waiting for games to load on my speccy. To be fair I used to regard it as training for DTs decathalon on my kempston stick. Did get listers on my palm tho'
Life  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Yes, comparing Michael Jackson and Mario is a good thing. >.>
Thequestion 121  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Great article. See 00s Jacko is really creepy.
zymn  - 9 months 5 days ago 
so my dad isn't the only one that likes The Boss, eh?
NelosAngelos  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Good god MJ!! Mario has aged beautifully compared to him! Hell a tightly coiled pile of dog shit left on the grass in the baking sun for 20 years would age better then the king of pop.
Red  - 9 months 5 days ago 
What's funny is that I was just thinking to myself earlier today how funny it was that people thought games would never get better than on Mario 64. There was an article in Nintendo Power I think when I was a kid, and the question posed to the reader basically was, "Will Mario 64 still be considered the greatest game ever made in the next 10 years?"

Hah...
riodoku79  - 9 months 5 days ago 
...that 360 commercial made no sense at all...

@rybell

I don't know how many times i have to fucking say this...the "imagine" series is ubisoft's not nintendo's. Why are there so many fucking idiots on this site?
GoldenMe  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Angry riodoku is angry....
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