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The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend

Your guide to what she doesn't want to hear

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Ninkarak  - 3 months 22 days ago 
This was funny for me because I am on the other side of that fence. My guy friends get bitched at all the time for being online too much and generally are not told a girl is in the group or it would be worse. Only a couple of them have girls that actually play too or don't mind. I, on the flip side, have yet to find a guy who is cool with how much I play or who will play with me. Incidentally, most of my female friends think I'm nuts for playing and in no way see the point. And don't let me start taling Warcraft around them...oh hellz no. They immediately do the head shake and eye roll when I express my pride in having a level 80 resto druid that F'n rocks! LOL They just don't understand.
CARLINNIT  - 3 months 22 days ago 
Well i'm happy my girlfriend kind of likes games. She's playing through World at War, Uncharted and Bioshock at the moment. Not too bad :)
Linestar777  - 3 months 22 days ago 
I have seen this first-hand. Very funny, but very true.
Bigmike678  - 3 months 22 days ago 
WOW man am a game freak and don't have any problems with girls so none of this is needed But cause you all dont got it like me just lay of the games when ur girl is around
ELpork  - 3 months 22 days ago 
Girlfriends are putting stuff in, not for video games...... sorry..... BUT I HAD TO!!!
Xeacons  - 3 months 22 days ago 
Or worse you have a girl who WANTS to play games with you. I do. And guess what? They're ALWAYS those crappy Wii shovelware!

"Honey, when are we going to play another game together? I want to do some bowling."
"Sure, babe. Just after this [Conduit] level is over."
Red  - 3 months 22 days ago 
Meh, none of that stuff is actually something you shouldn't say. It's really a matter of what stance you're taking. If you're really apologetic, then yes, she's going to argue. If you basically say, "Hey, I'm playing a game, and I'm not gonna listen to your bullshit right now," she's still gonna be pissed, but she'll respect you.
That's what is important.
TheWebSwinger  - 3 months 22 days ago 
The absolute worst thing you can do is get her a name tag sticker that says "Mute this Player."

Pressing it doesn't work.
Master_Leep  - 3 months 22 days ago 
My left hand never minds me playing video games, and almost always joins in....
EffinChrys  - 3 months 21 days ago 
I very lucky that My girl took up videogames after we started dating. And now we have our own house so I get my own man cave room with 2 tvs so she can sit next to me and play too. She LOVES anything Animal Crossing.
phoenix_wings  - 3 months 21 days ago 
I am so glad I'm not like this. I'm also glad that no one I closely associate myself with is like this. However, I've got my principles. If there's something important that needs to be done or discussed and he's in there gaming, then I am going to get just a little peeved...

Red--you must be single, or horribly deluded, or have a girlfriend with no spine, because I can't think of a single woman that would honestly respect her man after having that said to her lol
EmoMuffin  - 3 months 21 days ago 
Conversely, my girlfriend could kick the crap out of me in any shooter...
Makk_Mizzy  - 3 months 21 days ago 
I ENJOYED READING THIS ARTICLE, GOOD SH!T GAMERADAR! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO COMMENT THAT I HAVE WITNESSED MANY OF THESE ALTERCATIONS, LOL! MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES GAMES AND SHE LOVES TO PLAY CONDEMNED, SAINTS ROW, UFC, AND GTA4 WHEN NOT PLAYING WITH ME, BUT WHEN SHE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME SHE TELLS ME TO PUT IN LEFT 4 DEAD, GEARS OF WAR 1&2, STREET FIGHTER 4, AND GUITAR HERO AEROSMITH. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, SHE IS LIKE THE PERFECT WOMAN, NO COMPLAINING AND WHEN IM PLAYING AGAINST PPL ONLINE SHE BE WATCHING AND SHE TAKE THE HEADSET AND TALK TRASH TO THEM FOR ME, SHE IS LIKE REIMI TO EDGE OR ZELDA TO LINK! EVERY GUY NEEDS A WOMAN THAT LOVES TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY GAMES TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP ALIVE VS. TRYING TO BE A B!TCH AND SPAM ON THYE GUY AND GET HIM TO GO KRATOS ON HER A$$ AND HAVE POLICE COME AND TAKE THE GUY TO JAIL!
raman162  - 3 months 21 days ago 
me and my girlfriend play little big planet and she is suprisingly good, but when COD 5 kicks in i'd rather suicide
darkcloud  - 3 months 21 days ago 
i don't have a gf
frenchie007  - 3 months 21 days ago 
terega runner...u HAVE to be a virgin. lol.. why would u admit u get all those complaints from ur sister and mother....lmao

but my gf actually buys me games...she doesnt like playing them tht much...but she likes how i get all into it. lol
J-spit  - 3 months 21 days ago 
Who talks about breast physics in a game...if they aren't involved in it's developement?

But yeah, I hate side comments about it, especially since I secretly enjoy them.
Red  - 3 months 21 days ago 
@ phoenix_wings

I'm really not kidding, and my girlfriend is too stubborn to consider her spineless. Sometimes she's too stubborn...

Anyway, I'm not saying that all every guy needs to do is just be a complete douche to their girlfriend. Just make it known that you're not going to bend over backward to please the other person just because they don't like you playing games. It's our (gamers) hobby, and I dunno about you, but I'm sure as hell not about to give that up just because someones starts whining about it.
IrishBomer89  - 3 months 21 days ago 
haha that is funny..
Japanjack  - 3 months 21 days ago 
My girlfriend will play games, but she doesn't want to be a 'gamer'. Too busy :/

I think there is always time for games!!
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