The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend

Your guide to what she doesn't want to hear

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

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silvereye - 7 months 14 days ago

Of corse, im lucky cause I cant even get a girlfriend as im a fat loser whos addicted to half life and tf2 so i bypass all problems! SWISH!

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Scott1121 - 7 months 14 days ago

I cant even count the times i have used the "just let me get to the next checkpoint" excuse but sometimes it is true

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Mackster-901 - 7 months 14 days ago

haha gd stuff i use da 1st 1 all da time lol

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TheElusiveMongoose - 7 months 14 days ago

I'm so happy that my Gilfriend is a gamer ^^ She plays mostly JRPGs and Point and Click Adventures, but I play those too. I can't imagine having a non-gamer girlfriend 0-0

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LokiRising - 7 months 14 days ago

This made me cry a little. While I was laughing. Lauughing and crying.

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petaboil - 7 months 14 days ago

my girlfriend enjoys playing the occasional online match on cod4 just one or 2 a week, shes not bad not as good as me but not bad :)

and that'll do for me to be frank i think the novelty of having someone whose always doing things with you constantly could get annoying and wear off eventually

not that i spend all my days in front of a screen with a controller in my hand :P

her and i are ace at nazi zombies though we got to level 39 on shi no numa, without glitching or using that running round in circles stratedgy but we did try and got the perk glitch to work :)

dogs were our downfall :(

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boxmeizter - 7 months 14 days ago

i will never learn...i am as guilty as charged in maybe 60% of all these sentences...i have to laugh though

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noobeater - 7 months 14 days ago

i got a 31 kill streak on cod 4

owned

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Slipknot_Boy - 7 months 14 days ago

aahh the joys of having a gamer gf, I don't think i could cope with a normal girl now. I mean she loves playing gears of war and kicks ass on horde and loves halo. She even plays the rpgs such as fable even if she says the reason is cos they are pretty bt i disagree when she is shouting "Die you bandit Ba****d" at the screen rofl

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eddiemos - 7 months 14 days ago

How about: "I can't pause because I'm playing online."

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skyline19 - 7 months 14 days ago

My ex didn't seem to mind half the time...until she suddently dumped me...

Do the math...

Sorry your math fails because she actually dumped me for her ex! GAMES RULE!

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Vagrant - 7 months 14 days ago

I think it's a dodgy idea for an article, but it was well written.

How long till we see Paul Ryan write the female equivalent?

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Yeager1122 - 7 months 13 days ago

Most of these problems happen to me.

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dahsif - 7 months 13 days ago

Give her Flower, PixelJunk EDEN, or anything elegant/simple, and she'll hooked on it, and all elements of this list will actually APPLY to you.

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The_Tingler - 7 months 13 days ago

All reasons why not being able to pause most cutscenes are an absolute crime against gaming.

Unfortunately my girlfriend falls into this list. She's brilliant in every other way, but she's just not a gamer.

And so Left 4 Dead came out at the worst possible time for me...

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melch - 7 months 13 days ago

great article, i have used and heard all of these so many times....:)

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ShadowMantis - 7 months 13 days ago

As a female gamer,this article is so damn funny.I play shooters,rpgs,rythmAnything.Love games.And i dont mind playing online.Oh and sniping:my fav...getting unsespected prey..hehehe.Come on guys up for R2,GW2,LBP,GH2,RB2,L4D, Killzone2,COD4,TF2,C&C.

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rxb - 7 months 13 days ago

'But Lego Star Wars is a treat' and 'Michelle's boyfriend is a twat cos he only has a Wii'

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Sandman89 - 7 months 13 days ago

My gf is just amazing. What i love is that shes actually pretty good at halo, CoD and especially Gears, so its a blast to play with her. I dont even have to try and lose lol!

She even says 'sup bitches whenever she gets an impressive kill in gears! I luv my life :)

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Timothy_Lemon - 7 months 13 days ago

my girlfriend plays xbox more than i do haha.
shes awesome at call of duty W@W, guitar hero and gears.

although she's currently playing g force haha.

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