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The worst Street Fighter characters ever

We top off Street Fighter Week with a look at the characters we don't need to see in IV

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

Urien

Here is a man who's comfortable with the practices of the ancient Olympics, spray-on tans, and kidnapping children. Yes, that's right, he kidnaps children and hides them between the folds of his abs. We aren't making this stuff up. Except for the part about the abs.


Above: "What? What? You don't like my banana hammock?"

Gill

Gill is Urien's older brother. He has the same sprite as Urien, but there is a way to tell them apart! We know, it's subtle, but look closely. Get it? That's right, Gill has different hair.

 


Above: The emperor of kinky mansion parties, maybe

Juli and Juni

Hey look, it's Cammy, and... Cammy, only different. They're all clones of M. Bison, so it's only natural that they would all look the same. No really. Do you know how many animation frames need to be drawn to bring these characters to life? Like, a lot, so back off.


Above: "No... you mean... I'm just a... tacked-on character?"


 
18 Comments
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Kirol  - 11 months 7 days ago 
First. ;D
Street fighter = made of win.
Kruiser  - 11 months 7 days ago 
Haha, great article as usual. Just wanted to point out that Micheal Jackson character is from the "Smooth Criminal" video not Thriller... in case anyone out there thinks you are crazy!

I also thought he kinda resembled Rorschach from the Watchmen... at any rate, very poor character design
NadaNuff  - 11 months 7 days ago 
Author needs to be shot for putting Yun on this list (arguably the best character in SFIII:TS).

I've also played with most of the others. Q is kool, the rest are so-so. Can see why they don't appeal to all.
nadrewod999  - 11 months 5 days ago 
My favorite mysterious man is that guy with no face (don't remember his name) from Justice League Unlimited. In a way, he is wearing a mask that makes him immune to gases, allows him to see in every direction at once, and, if you saw the last episode, you know that a major way he fights crime is by driving around his 1950s style car and shooting anything that isn't instantly killed by his car. Those powers ALONE got him onto the Justice League with Batman and Superman.
Also, I really liked the nanobot episode (in the desert where the space cannon is first used) because I realized another character I liked was Atom, since he can control his size/weight and use it to his advantage, plus he gets put in a "special place" when he is being carried by Wonder Woman to the big machine, and at one point WW tells him that she needs "both hands" (she was carrying him in one hand).
shinytimegang  - 11 months 3 days ago 
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Spike_the_Dogg  - 8 months 29 days ago 
Wow. if this doesn't start a flame war I don't know what will.

By the way, games should have as many schoolgirls as you can get.
Mr.Epic64  - 8 months 28 days ago 
Ok. The guy above is a perve. But i agree all the way spikey.
skelt  - 8 months 25 days ago 
kruiser is right about Q. He really does look like rorsach. Now if only they could make a game about watchmen that won't plain suck.
nyef  - 8 months 25 days ago 
^nadrewod999

THIS IS STREET FIGHTER NOT JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!...idiot
nguy123  - 8 months 24 days ago 
I lol'd at Oro defying logic
misfit119  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Even if Yun is a good character, which he is, he still looks like an absolute idiot like that. Baseball cap + kung-fu outfit + skater = stupid idea.
yauyuso  - 8 months 21 days ago 
It seems like the author is picking on SFIII. Yun, Dudley and Urien? Come on! Go pick on the real worst SF characters - those in SFIV! Seth and Rufus are by far the worst.
Arukami  - 8 months 15 days ago 
Q arrive from a japanese tv-fiction, but guys those hits that he makes are very strong, seem unstoppable...yeah he haven't so cool moves, but fist and slam...ahahaha seem that he plays basketball with the opponent's body ahahah, Oro s awesome to me, is very strong, certainly u must know to use it! Dudley is a boxer, is the Bison's updated version in SF III series, Necro is a melting of Dhalsim and Blanka, we mustn't be so rude to judge them....^^!
Killing_Shadows  - 8 months 10 days ago 
Have to agree with everyone about Yun. Oro made me lol, but Gill was just annoying to beat.
nadrewod999  - 1 month 8 days ago 
Lol, just noticed that one of your characters in your article "12 fighters we'd like to see in Super Street Fighter IV" is also in this article about fighters you DON'T want to see in Street Fighter IV. Nice continuity, GR!
SleepingDragon7  - 1 month 6 days ago 
@nadrewod

You stole my line... and there's more than one.
IHateMakingUserIDs  - 1 month 6 days ago 
nadrewod & SleepingDragon

This is a list of characters they don;t want to see in Street Fighter IV. Super Street Fighter IV is a 'Totally' different game, so the rules of this article are null and void.
Prism  - 1 month 3 days ago 
I loled at the idiot that wrote this...I'm amazed at how he took his time to write something so stupid...
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