Dead Rising  | Capcom | Xbox 360 | 2006
Above: It's Day 2. Oh, and it's 12:00. We're not sure whether that's AM or PM, though. Riveting stuff...
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic  | LucasArts | PC, Xbox | 2003
Above: No shit, Sherlock
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic  | LucasArts | PC, Xbox | 2003
Above: OK, we get the message. Now go dangle your bits in the Sarlacc Pit or something
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Super Mario Sunshine  | Nintendo | GameCube | 2002
Above: How to make your game look intolerably dull in one easy screenshot
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WWF Smackdown! Know Your Role  | THQ | PSOne | 2000
Above: To "grapple fans" this shot might, somehow, be the most exciting thing ever. To everyone else it's just a crummy postage stamp-sized shot showing some paving slabs
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Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King  | Square Enix | PS2 | 2005
Above: If this rodent was gnawing its way through someone's jugular we'd be interested. As it is, though, it's just a mouse in a gray corridor