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The Worst Box Art of 2008

Cringe at 20 of the year's best examples of awful packaging

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

Much as we like to bitch here at GamesRadar, 2008 has been an outstanding year for games. We’ve seen a regular stream of releases almost every month, even during the normally dry summer, and a lot of them have been fantastic. Of course, more games on the market also means there’s more horrible, misguided and just plain hideous box art to gawp at than ever before. True, it’s not as consistently horrible as boxes were in the old 8- and 16-bit days, but the torrent of low-end shovelware we’ve seen this year – particularly on the DS and Wii – has taught us to feel entirely new kinds of pain. And really, what kind of gaming website would we be if we didn’t share that pain with you?


Above: In case you can’t be bothered to actually read the above headline or don’t know what “of 2008” means, here’s your stupid old Mega Man box. Now shut up

Please bear in mind that, with a few exceptions, we're not actually making any judgments about the games themselves - just their awful, awful boxes.

20. Twin Strike: Operation Thunder (Wii, released Oct. 28)


As much as we feel that “YEAAAH! HELICOPTERS! SHOOTIN’ MISSILES AT THE GROUND! BOOM! ENH-ENH-ENH-ENH-ENH-ENH! NYEEEEOOOWRM! BSSSHHHHHH!” is a powerful and time-honored theme, we can’t help but feel that this would look better if it were drawn on lined notebook paper.


19. Silent Hill: Homecoming (PS3/360/PC, released Sept. 30)


We’ve seen some disastrous Homecoming dates in our time, but this dismal little scene might top them all.


18. Petz Rescue: Ocean Patrol (DS, released Oct. 28)


Jesus Christ. Assuming the point of the game is to rescue marine animals from that guy’s rampaging dick, then kudos to you, box. You’ve done your job admirably.


17. Petz Dogz Fashion (DS, released June 17)


It’s always been our position that a dog wearing sunglasses is automatically awesome, but then Petz had to go and tart up some dopey animals for the benefit of cooing airheads and we were proven wrong.


16. Shepherd’s Crossing (PS2, released Aug. 19)


Um…









What.

(Hey, going back to the well once or twice never hurt anybody.)



Rafa Nadal Tennis (DS, released June 30, 2007)


Somehow, we managed to overlook Rafa Nadal Tennis in our rundown of last year’s worst box art. And we really don’t know how it escaped our notice, because hey, look at the guy. You already want to Photoshop something into that hand, don’t you? Yeah, you know you do. That’s why we went ahead and did it for you:


Above: Umh mfffff hmphh glmphhhhh

Classy!

 
87 Comments
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TheSuburbiaRuins  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Haha good job Mikel,
Never cease to amaze me.
Love the article
Tasty_Pasta  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Hahaha, gotta love the Nadal boner. Oh man, you crack me up GR.
PixelSly  - 6 months 23 days ago 
First time I've laughed that hard in a while. Awesome article
evildevil2  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Nadal was funny, the final one hilarious "no. no! NO! No! NOOO!!!!!!!!" I gotta read it again.
Crunks  - 6 months 23 days ago 
The baby on the left in number one looks like he is trying to crush a buncha little japanese people. BABYZILLA!!!
somthing42  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Fuck, I never noticed the IGN symbel on the Okami box until I read this article.
Elbo444  - 6 months 23 days ago 
rofl, there was what, 3 of those that weren't for the ds or wii? pitiful, pitifully hilarious
Robusken  - 6 months 23 days ago 
I had to bite my lip from laughter at that baby one. Great job Mikel
deputy326  - 6 months 23 days ago 
This is the best website for games and gamers alike.
JoeMasturbaby  - 6 months 23 days ago 
most of them were Nintendo games.
as an artist i wouldnt try very hard to make art for those crappy games either.
Natehunt76  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Poor marine animals...
Amnesiac  - 6 months 23 days ago 
The Nadal boner nearly made Diet Mountain Dew come out of my nose. Oh, GR. Don't ever change.
Hurricrane  - 6 months 23 days ago 
ROFLS the Nadal boner had me laughing out loud for a good 5 min... and that happened twice!
tirrandir  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Hehe. That baby one made me laugh, but the Pony one is the one that made me snicker when I accidently hit page up and saw it again.

Terrified ponies--funny even the second time.
Major_Wuss  - 6 months 23 days ago 
I laughed my ass off at the Nadal boner.
Nice article, Mikel!
Defguru7777  - 6 months 23 days ago 
This is one of your funniest articles yet GamesRadar. I don't even know where to begin with this. These are just awful.
NinjaCake  - 6 months 23 days ago 
al of them are for nintendo except for the hand ones ... also most of the games do suck (wait to go nintendo)
NinjaCake  - 6 months 23 days ago 
ROFL air trafic chaos that was genius
R_U_Guys_From_British  - 6 months 23 days ago 
The Nadal boner was too funny! Keep it up GR!
fuzzattck  - 6 months 23 days ago 
lol funny shit
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