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The very best and worst of games merchandise

Browse 20 items of fancy flash and utter trash gaming gear

Words: Emma Boyes, GamesRadar UK

PHOENIX WRIGHT PLAYING CARDS

Having a pack of cards is always handy, and it's always nice to have a pack that has something other than the run-of-the-mill pictures. This set features the attorney that made everyone like lawyers again - Phoenix Wright - as the Ace of Hearts, along with other characters from all four of the Nintendo DS games including Maya, Mia, and Edgeworth.

Where'd it come from?: Capcom Japan shop, Play-Asia.com.

MARIO MOUSE

Perhaps not 100% practical but kind of cool nonetheless. This little pixellated Mario figure is also a USB computer mouse. His little red hat? The left side is the left button, and the right side, well, I'm sure you can work it out.

In Japan, there's all kind of awesome Nintendo merchandise to be had that us mere mortals can't get our mitts on in the West, and the Mario mouse is part of a whole series which also includes the star and the mushroom.

Where'd it come from?: Banpresto toy, selected Japanese stores, US and European specialist online retailers.

CHOCOBO RUBBER DUCK

Everyone needs a rubber duck to brighten up their bathroom, and why not geek out and get a cute little Chocobo or two? Judging by his (her?) expression he's not too happy about being in the water, but never mind.

For those of you unfamiliar with chocobos, they are cute yellow creatures, something of a cross between a chicken and a horse, which have become one of the constants in Square Enix's Final Fantasy role-playing series. The little critters are so popular that they've even spawned their own games - namely Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon and Chocobo Tales. Of course, there's plenty more Chocobo merchandise where that came from, including plushies, scarves, pocket watches and t-shirts.

Where'd it come from?: The Square Enix Japan Store.


 
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MeesesGlokmah  - 10 months 2 days ago 
I actually wouldn't mind some of those products on the Worst list. The RE4 Aftershave, if anything, has a cool bottle, and the DMC Darts could be fun. That severed finger, though, is just disturbing.
SkullSplitter  - 10 months 2 days ago 
The only thing I want on this list is the sackboy and maybe the Mario mouse.
RonnyLive19881  - 10 months 2 days ago 
I want the Big Daddy, Gears tags and the after shave. I was hoping to see Big Bosses Cigar!
Xplosive59  - 10 months 2 days ago 
wow that resi after shave looks absolute awesomeness...
why didnt you put the lancer on the awesome list... or at all?
ELpork  - 10 months 2 days ago 
Mmmmm, the smell of zombie.
Snarf  - 10 months 2 days ago 
I thought they made Nuka-Cola for Fallout 3 like they did with the GTA4 Pisswasser beer.
GoldenMe  - 10 months 2 days ago 
............Garlic?
flare149  - 10 months 2 days ago 
I love the Safety Deposit box. Yeah it's not a really one, but it still works really well as a good place to hide stuff
PCG_Evan  - 10 months 1 day ago 
Dante darts, haha. Outstanding.

XL-by-default t-shirts deserve some mention here, too.
animeman  - 10 months 1 day ago 
the sackboy looks like the only thing i would buy.
KnightDehumidifier  - 10 months 1 day ago 
If there is one great piece of gaming merchandise worth noting, it's the Heavenly Sword letter opener modeled after the sword in the game. Cool enough to open letters or threaten co-workers.
cped  - 10 months 1 day ago 
i wish the pip-boy worked and the Lancer shoulda been on the awesome list
Sylizar  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I hate Sackboy...
vic88  - 10 months 1 day ago 
well sack boy hates you
kianbung  - 10 months 1 day ago 
the RE4 bottle actually looks pretty cool.

i looked at play-asia - gyakuten saiban playing cards sold out =/
Tomsta666  - 10 months 1 day ago 
I could just go for a nice frosty Pißwasser right about now!!!
CandiedJester  - 10 months 22 hours ago 
I thought that blood was a t-shirt at first O.o

And..how did I know know about this Bioshock collectors edition?! D; I might have to pick one of those up >__>
I want big daddy statue..

and I agree with kianbung, the aftershave bottle looks pretty cool. It reminds me of the movies.
foarthelulz  - 10 months 22 hours ago 
maro mouse=awesome
foarthelulz  - 10 months 21 hours ago 
maro mouse=awesome
foarthelulz  - 10 months 21 hours ago 
maro mouse=awesome
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